interfacial tensions

(clearly becoming frustrated with my sexual partner) no, okay, look im not a gardevoir yet. okay. forget i mentioned gardevoir just. okay i was your ralts, right? and then i evolved into a kirlia, recently, which i currently am. okay? but im really uncomfortable with that im getting girlier, im scared- cuz im a boy. i am trying to communicate to you that i want you to give me a dawn stone so that ill be a gallade. youre playing dumb and forcefeeding me rare candy because you want me to be a gardevoir and to fuck m- okay look i’ll get the evolution chart again.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

listen I ain't accusing nobody of stealing the blade of winds, I'm just saying it's weird how all of a sudden your cousin Ronnie's moped'll do 140 miles per hour uphill