interfacial tensions

This is adorable holy shit

Taking bets if I get DXed with autism tomorrow hype train

To be fair, it was a really good yogurt commercial.

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

the needler is not a "little brother weapon" actually it has an important tactical niche that takes a surprising amount of skill and it has the glowing spikes too

stop telling me to pick up the energy pistol I don't like the energy pistol

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

if you wear your girlfriends shirt you are allowed to spill as much soup as you like all over it and everywhere fuck

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow