I’m not a person, Rita

it would be so lit if IT happened tomorrow night like enough is enough its time to get powerpuff tough

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

I want to know who on the writing team had a premonition that drake would drop 50 songs

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

every time i comment on an ao3 fic i'm pretty sure it's incomprehensible gibberish. but if i can bring joy to one (1) author's day or make even just one author feel inspired, i am happy.

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

im glad its named goodfellas so we can easily know that the creator isnt making their ocs do anything problematic or something

I hate to be that girl, but unfortunately, one of the characters in that movie buys a fur coat from an unethical seller :/

oughh thanks for letting me know..hoping i can claim ownership over this nasty figure and get them help🤞