Ruggie's the typa guy to bring you for a couple's discount.
He likes to take note of a lot of discounts he sees online, on billboards, ads, etc. Living the frugal life, he never passes up on an offer and usually comes for a lot of them but this time he was stumped.
A really nice restaurant he's always wanted to go to was offering an extremely generous discount for couples, but he literally didn't have anyone to bring (even though I feel like Jamil would've wanted to). It felt like a humiliation ritual to ask random people, and it was since none of them wanted to.
So, he's opted to bring you along.
He brought you once and it just became a daily ritual of you two pretending to be a couple and going to different places for a discount. After all, you kinda have no money after appearing in their world so suddenly. That's also why he usually pays the bill.
But, maybe it's time you two stop pretending. The act's become far too convincing for the both of you to be in a "friendly" relationship.
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The last thing you expected to see when you entered your dorm room was your overgrown lizard boyfriend cuddling up into your sheets like he was made to be their
You can feel your tail twitch in annoyance at the audacity to parade around your room like he owns it.
But all you can do it let out a small huff in amusement as his head peaks up eyes instantly brightening at the sight of you.
“Welcome back darling, I apologize for intruding on your space but I couldn’t help myself…I can never Stay away from you for to long..”
He meekly says like a cat afraid of scolding from its reluctant owner.
But you could never be mad at your dear boyfriend. You love him to much after all.
So with a sigh you slump down next to him, pulling him towards your chest as you both seem to sigh contently.
Eventually you fell asleep, malleus still in your arms content on watching your sleeping face, ears twitching every so often
He could stay like this forever.
But all good things come to an end when ruggie bursts into the room.
Jade's the type of guy to drag you along in all of his adventures whether it be hiking, searching for mushrooms, or cooking.
He finds himself searching for you all around the campus before he can get to the fun part. It's as if he can't live without you. You've gotten used to being brought along in all of his activities and everyone wonders why, you do too.
It's unsurprisingly nice to have someone that actively looks for you because they actually want to spend time with you, not just to be used & thrown away.
Maybe that's why you two have already shared a first kiss in the mountain.
Hands wrapped around his neck while he uses his arms to pull you up so you can reach him, lips meeting each other into a passionate collision. The idea was never spoken about, much less mentioned, only done because it felt... right.
Idia shroud x reader who is an otaku like him, but she's BEAUTIFUL like Vil level beautiful, super smart and creates Rick type inventions. (She larps being a loser. She acts like one, yeah, but she's so good at things it makes her look stupid when she says that)
Like
Reader: I'm so lame, I can't even look anyone I the eye...
Idia:Wha-!?
(This sounds way too much like a Mary Sue 😭)
Omg dw I TOTALLY GET WHERE UR COMING FROM!! (Note i don't watch rick n morty so forgive me, im interpreting based on my own searches)
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Transcending the game
Idia Shroud x otaku! Glamorous! Reader
Pre-relationship, Idia is slightly ooc.
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"I'm such a damn chud"
You said through the voice call. Idia and you had been gaming for hours and you felt as if you were practically melting into the screen. Causing you to speak aloud such absurdities.
"what. Are you talking about. Bro I'M a chud. You're about close to being on the cover of a magazine compared to me!"
He argued, astonished that you—of all people, YOU are calling yourself a chud. Are you blindly unaware how many guys would KILL to even talk to you?
The guys in class are practically scared to talk to you in fear of rejection, yet your excuse is—
"oh, they probably think I'm ugly as shit."
Pardon? You say that while having a glow that could light up the entire underworld.
Well yes, you are blind (not in a literal sense, but social sense). You damn well could be in the big leagues where Neige and Vil stand and still deny how attractive you are.
It didn't help that along with your beauty, you are a technical genius—Idia guessed you would probably either be on par or rival him.
"[✿] how the hell did you get cable? I thought you didn't get paid enough to afford it..?"
"oh i made it!"
"... WITH WHAT TOOLS?, this looks expensive!?"
"eh, i picked up a few scraps and bought a few from sam's shop"
You held a remote. Bet you made that too. And..STREAMING SERVICES? HOW? FROM PARALLEL REALITIES?!
Idia was impressed, but confused that if you were so skilled. Couldn't you just make an invention to send you back home?
To that, you replied —
"Yeah, I do have a gadget for that but it only sends me to different realities instead of my main world. So, I'm placing my trust in the bird man as a last resort."
Oh great, cause honestly. Idia didn't really want you to go, sure he may talk to you normally ..almost most of the time.
But internally he would find himself panicking about the right things to day to you.
Crap what dialogue is best?!
What if I'm quiet for too long and she thinks I'm a creepy loser?! -200 rep points..
Sevens she's too OP! how the hell can my 5-100 charisma stats compete!!??
Honestly he found himself lucky that you even bothered to talk—much less, HANGOUT with him. You were a beauty and a genius.
Despite all that, he couldn't comprehend how YOU found yourself below average?
"Crap, i look hideous more so than usual don't I? I knew I shouldn't have changed my make up today.." you cowered your head down, flustered at the gazes of different boys in the halls.
Unaware, their gazes were completely awestruck.
"Man I wish I had the guts to talk to her..!" A beastman stated.
"oh wow.." A Heartslabyul student stared in awe.
"how come that shut-in dork gets her attention..?" One student stated, staring in just as much awe but jealousy.
"pity, she wouldve been perfect in Pomfiore." A Pomfiore student sighed. (Vil would've agreed.)
Ever since you were introduced, at first, students thought you were a pretty boy—minutes to find out you were a pretty girl instead.
Much less, minutes before figuring out you were a girl. Most thought you would've been sorted into Pomfiore, only to be found magicless.
It was no doubt in that you wouldve fit in with Pomfiore, yes. Although, Idia believes with your technical skills, you would've been a great asset to Ignihyde.
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You were currently in Idia's room. At first simply playing games, and then proceeded to turn Idia into your lawyer.
"look I have no clue why you keep insisting I'm not as much as bum as you Idia, no offense"
"none taken, at least I'm not LARPING being one!"
"what? Look thanks for trying to cheer me up but—"
"I could literally gather a group of people you don't know and ask if they think you're chopped and all of them would make a statue in your honor."
"Okay, that's just an exaggeration! People literally look at me like I ruined their month.." you pout, insistent on your claim.
"people look at you like you blessed their year. Look really, even IGNIHYDE members stare at you in admiration! Not just because you're only eye droppingly amazing, but because you're an inspiration to them with your inventions.!" He blurted out, his face inched closer to yours, not exactly nose to nose, but to where he could see every detail in your eyes.
You were deeply embarrassed, you've never heard Idia be so honest with you. It was starting to fluster you, considering the fact this man couldn't flirt to save his life.
Idia realized how close you both were, his eyes flickered towards your lips for a mere second before backing up.
"..sorry, I..uhm—" he coughed to clear his voice "just, stop saying stupid stuff."
You blinked.
"..you mean it?"
"I swear on my life"
"better hope you don't die then" you let out a small giggle.
Idia would always be sure to remind you how magnificent you are. Even if you didn't see what he saw.
⤷ You get them a gift, thing is this gift reminded you of them!
featuring the HOUSEWARDENS
RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS
“this..? hedgehog…” he mumbles, albeit confused. Riddle holds the small keychain in his hands and it stares right back up at him. “how so..? i’m not a hedgehog.”
you laugh, before pointing down at the little keychain, “its cute like you.”
Riddle flusters before holding the hedgehog closer to his chest, “i see… thank you,” he mumbles. It isn’t long before riddle puts it in his bag. He won’t put it on his bag in fear of it getting dirty, but the little hedgehog friend will be following him everywhere!
LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
“a lion? how creative.” he lets out a sarcastic huff, but he clutches it in his hand. Despite his disheartening response, he has a small genuine smile on his face when he attaches the tiny plush lion to his belt hip.
“do you like it?”
“yeah its fine.” he says honestly. When he says fine he means he must like it, as it becomes rare to see the prince without his derpy lion companion. (you say it reminds you of him, yet he cant help but be reminded of you whenever he sees it.)
AZUL ASHENGROTTO
Azul didn’t know whether he should be offended or awed when you tell him this octopus trinket reminds you of him, and he hesitantly makes that question known.
“A very good thing, you’re very cute!”
“Ah.” he voices, ducking his head down to stare at the trinket in his hands, he holds it gently and you can faintly see his neck radiate color. “Thank you then.”
Everytime you now see Azul in his office, the little octopus trinket is there too!
KALIM AL ASIM
A soft, cute looking otter plushie is clutched tightly against his chest, above is a radiant smile so full of unadulterated joy.
“Thank you!!! It’s perfect!!” he thrills, holding the little guy up into his line of sight, “you think i’m this cute?”
“absolutely!”
He got you a matching plushie for you to keep, one that reminds him of you!
VIL SCHOENHEIT
“how cute, and this reminds you of me?” he inspects with a soft smile, holding up a beautiful peacock charm. It was well crafted (and admittedly a bit over budget),
“Yes, I saw it in Sam’s store and thought of you.”
“I am honoured.”
Vil puts the charm on his purse, and cleans it from dirt every time he gets back from an outing. Seeing it fills his heart with warmth, he’s quite a fan of considerate gifts.
IDIA SHROUD
“I knew you liked this type of stuff so I got you it.”
Idia stares at the figurine in his hands, it’s one of his favorite character from some niche manga he loves. “You remembered..?”
“Of course, I can’t see content from this series without thinking of you.” you laugh shyly. Idia stays still, and you can slowly… see the clockwork in his head as he hides his face with the figurine box. “Thanks I guess…”
Next time Idia lets you into his room you can’t help but notice the figurine proudly displayed next to his manga stack on the shelf.
MALLEUS DRACONIA
A little lizard tamagotchi lays in Malleus’ hands. Its cute, he watches it wander around in its little room and Malleus feels overwhelmed with softness.
“You got me this..?”
“Yeah! I know you already had one, but this one reminds me of you. Lizards and all.”
“…Thank you dearest.”
He carries it everywhere, and constantly updates you on it. It may have been a gift for him, but truly you just made yourself a parent to the mini mal.
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Request: Can I request yandere twst with reader who have a cute aggression to the point where they want to bite them (or their love language is bite them)
Yandere Kalim Al Asim
This came up at a really early stage of your "relationship".
Kalim would be soooooooo happy that you accepted his declaration of love.
He had been waiting so long for you to respond to his confession.
Emotional blackmail works ;3
Now you are stuck with him forever.
However, it would be hard to be angry with Kalim when he's so cute.
Kalim knows how to use cuteness as a weapon subconsciously :D
What better way to express love than biting?
Floyd is that you?
The first time you did this, Kalim would be really surprised.
Kalim would have been used to many kinds of affection, but biting wouldn't have been one of them.
He had to make sure afterwards that it was a gesture of love and that you weren't angry with him...
Kalim would love everything about you, including your "unique" way of expressing your love for him.
You could bite him anywhere, anytime, and Kalim wouldn't complain at all.
Would he bite you back?
Probably not, as Kalim would prefer "traditional" (and showy) ways of showing his love for you.
will u do the Housewardens (+Jamil) x fem reader with that one TikTok trend where the girl would refer to her bf as her husband to see the reaction pls and thank u :)
have a wonderful whatever time of day it is 4 u :)
My ‘Husband’ and I
Housewardens + Jamil x Fem Reader
Notes: Hey, y’all long time no see, I was dealing with a bunch of irl stuff again, but I’m back now. I’m gonna try to post 2-3 times a week, but I might be a little slower as I get back use to writing. This post is gonna be based off a TikTok trend, also I’m trying something new with my writing format. I hope you have a wonderful day too anon😊! This may or may not be cringey.
Riddle
It was surprising that Riddle even agreed to do a tiktok with you in the first place, but you were too excited to dwell on that fact. You quickly set your phone up on the kitchen table, under the guise of doing some kind of food challenge. Riddle got pulled into view by you as your pressed record.
Riddle already looked surprised by your slight aggression, but even more so as you say the first couple words of the video.
“Hey guys! So today, my husband and I-…”
“Husband!?”, Riddle interrupts you with shock as his face turns bright red, not knowing whether to be flattered that you think of him that way already, or embarrassed that you’re calling him that so casually.
“Riddle, you just ruined the video!”, you playfully whine, but then you kiss his cheek, “And yeah, ‘husband’, that’s what you’re going to be one day aren’t you?”
You grin as Riddle continues to stare at you in disbelief, but then his expression softens into fondness as he speaks up again, “Yes…I suppose I will be, My Rose, or should I say ‘My Wife’, he smiles softly.
Leona
Leona only agreed to this because you told him you’d nap with him for the rest of the day, you just sighed and hoped the consequences of skiving off Crewel’s class wouldn’t be too bad.
You set your phone up on top of Leona’s dresser, making sure that both of you were in frame. You didn’t tell Leona what you two would be doing in the video, but you figured he probably wouldn’t care anyway.
“Hello, welcome to my new video! Today, my husband and I are going to be trying on each other’s gloves.”, you smile nonchalantly, making up something random on the spot.
Leona looked at you in surprise, the word ‘husband’ not not even registering in his head at first. He knew the love for each other ran deep, but he still never would’ve thought you’d refer to him that way, or at least not so soon when he hasn’t felt like he proved himself.
He quickly regains his composure though, not wanting you to see how much that nickname means to him, “Out of all challenges, of course you’d choose the most mundane one, if you wanna wear my clothes, just ask, Herbivore.”, he says as he hands his gloves to you with a smirk and the tiniest hint of bashfulness on his face.
Azul
You convinced Azul to do a tiktok with you, telling him that it was to promote the new sale at the Mostro Lounge. Azul, eager to trick people into making contracts keep his business up and running, agreed and even set the video up on his phone.
He switched over to the official Mostro Lounge account and set up the phone, so both of you were visible, unaware that you were about to play a little prank on him as soon as he presses record.
“Attention new and returning patrons, are you looking for something tasty and cheap to eat?”, Azul starts off as if he’s making a video for a school project.
“If so-…”, you try to pause for dramatic effect, but end up pausing because you’re trying not to laugh, “My husband and I have quite the deal for you!”
“Wait…”, Azul looks at you with a strange expression, something between shock and confusion as his face started flush, “Human relationships can’t possibly move this fast, can they? I mean, it’s only been a couple months, surely-…”
You cut him off with a kiss on the lips, “I’m just being silly, Honey, but it’s wouldn’t hurt for you to call me your wife back.”, you giggle as he looks away from you in flustered frustration.
Kalim
Kalim was the one to ask to do a tiktok with you. He was scrolling through your page, admiring how beautiful and happy you looked as you danced and dancing your silly little dances. He then started to notice that the two of you haven’t done a video together in a while.
He then found you on the couch of Scarabia lounge and begged you to make a video with him. You said yes of course, but the way he seemed so excited gave you the idea to play a lighthearted prank on him for the video, you didn’t tell him that though.
You set up your phone against some cushions, then pressed record.
“Good afternoon, my lovelies, today my husband and I are going to look at each other, look into each other’s eyes, and say three things we love about each other.”, you grin as you grab his hands and squeeze them, wondering if he’ll catch onto the fact you’re joking.
Whether he did or he didn’t, one thing’s for sure, he ended up flustering you a lot more than you intended to fluster him.
“Ooh, I’ll go first!”, he exclaims as he squeezes your hands back, “I love the sound of your voice, I love how you’re never afraid to be yourself, and…”, he takes a deep breath, then beams at you even more, “I love that you’re going to be my future wife someday.”
Jamil
Jamil only agreed to do this to make you happy, he wasn’t exactly the type of person to just post spontaneous videos and pictures of himself. He’d do it every once in a while as long if you didn’t want him participating in anything stupid.
What you were planning may or may not be stupid, but at least it wouldn’t result in anyone getting hurt, or at least you hoped not as you set your phone up on the counter and hit record.
“Hey, everyone, today me and my husband are going to be cooking up some harissa falafel.”, you look up at Jamil, expecting him to know exactly what to say next, despite the fact that you hadn’t uttered a singular word about cooking before the video.
“Yes, that’s right.”, Jamil starts off, pretending to play along for a whole three seconds before he looks directly at you, “First step is explaining what got into you to make you so bold today?”
You were honestly expecting that response, but what you didn’t expect was the hint of nervousness in his eyes, as if he didn’t think that he was worthy of such a title.
“Oh, nothing, just wanted to make sure you knew I loved you.”, you say as you cup his face in your hands.
Vil
Vil was about to ask you, but you beat him to it. He instantly agreed and dragged you away to his closet to pick out the perfect ‘camera ready’ outfits. Then he brought out some new makeup products he had gotten earlier this week.
While he was setting the makeup out, you set up your phone on his vanity, then you guys sat up straight like perfect models as you pressed record.
“Welcome back to my page, dazzlings!”, you greet your viewers with enthusiasm, while Vil held a polished smile. “Today, my husband and I are going to be trying-…”
“Husband?”, Vil interrupts, though not out of rudeness, but out of amusement, and the feeling of being able to be himself around you, “It’s a bit soon don’t you think? Perhaps you should wait until I properly propose, and you’re officially my wife, or else the title wouldn’t feel all that special.”
You giggle a bit at him, explaining that it was just a joke, but little did you know, he was blushing brightly underneath all the concealer he was wearing. He hadn’t considered how wonderful it’d sound to hear the words “husband” coming from you, and directed at him sound rolling off your tongue.
Idia
It was already a miracle that you somehow convinced Idia to make a tiktok with you that actually involved him physically being in the video. You’re just lucky that you’re too adorable to resist, and your offer of spending the entire weekend in his room was too good to pass up.
You let Idia get comfortable on the floor beside you, waiting until he let you know that he was ready, not wanting to mess up this once in a blue moon opportunity. Then when he did, you pressed record.
“Sup, epic gamers, welcome back to my page! Today my husband and I are going to be ranking-…”, you paused for a moment, your confidence smile quickly transforming into a concerned frown, “Hey, Idia, are you okay…?”
Idia doesn’t say anything, he just sits there stiffly, his hair flaring bright pink and his jaw dropped to the ground. The only other time you’ve seen him make that specific face is when you first asked him out, and he nearly passed out.
You realized this prank was probably a bad idea considering how easily flustered Idia gets, but you were sort of half expecting him to tease you back or something. You figured he just wasn’t in the mood for fun and games right now.
Right before you were about to yell out for Ortho, Idia suddenly wraps his arms around you tightly, and tucks you close to his chest as he buries his face in your hair, then whispers, “Next time give me warning before you say things like that, dummy.”
Malleus
Malleus was the one to ask you to make a tiktok, which shocked you, but also made you laugh. He reveals that he heard from Lilia that he and the Pop Music club makes tiktoks all the time, and now Malleus wanted to share that same kind of joy with you.
You found it very endearing, and you had nothing else better to do, so you lead him to the couch, brushing some of the dust off for him, then you set you your phone on the coffee table and pressed record.
“Hi, y’all! Today, my husband and I are going to be making our first tiktok video together! Isn’t that exciting?”, you lean against Malleus’s side as you happily wait for his reaction.
“It is exciting indeed.”, he nods, though he starts to look a lot more cheerful now rather than simply being curious, “Especially now that you’ve proposed to me, usually fae would propose what a set of long going rituals, but I think I like your way better.”
You’re eyes widen in shock and your face heats up in the way you were hoping Malleus’s would, you try to explain that you were just playing a prank, but he was so excited you had ‘declared’ him your husband to listen.
“I just wish you hadn’t done it on such short notice, now we only have three days to get to Brair Valley to get my grandmother’s blessing AND prepare the wedding.”, he goes on and on, saying how you already had Lilia, Silver, and Sebek’s blessings, and how you were going to be the most wonderful bride.
More Notes: Sorry if this is ooc, especially towards the end, I was rushing it because I meant to have this out two days ago💔 I’m still going to have my asks closed since I’m trying to get through the ones I can do in my drafts and inbox.
He's realised that not every anime-watcher, chronically online gamer is an absolute loser.
You've literally disproven that theory in the few months you've spent in twisted wonderland. At first, he thought you were the usual perfect person who's easily gets along with everyone and probably think playing video games all day is unproductive.
Very much the opposite as it turns out to be.
When he finally had the chance to talk to you, it was different from what he expected. He assumed it would be awkward and you'd try to make small talk but barely listen to him but you two share a lot in common.
It felt... freeing. It's the first time someone's not annoyed when Idia rambles about an anime or pop group that he's currently enjoying.
In fact, you love them just as much as he does.
There's a noticeable change in his behaviour for the better, and everyone can see it, but he denies it ever possibly happening. You've noticed; everyone does too.
"If I run and leap at him, he will most definitely catch me in his arms...hopefully."
Based off that one scene from Brooklyn 99 where Jake leaps at Terry, featuring some of the Twisted Wonderland overblot characters.
Characters: Malleus Draconia, Vil Schoenheit, Jamil Viper, and Leona Kingscholar
Notes: Recently got back into TWST so please don't mind any OOC elements and grammatical errors in the stories.
Malleus Draconia
He would most definitely drop everything and anything that he was holding just to catch you in his arms.
There wouldn't be a world where he wouldn't.
However-
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Before you could even break into a sprint across the field, a flash of green darts between you and Malleus.
"YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET ANY CLOESR TO YOUNG MASTER MALLEUS!"
Despite the fact that you and Malleus were probably fifty feet away from each other, Sebek still steps directly in front of you, blocking your view of the Briar Valley Crown Prince.
Sebek towers over you and lowers his gaze, "What exactly are you planning, human?"
You take a step back, putting a little distance between the both of you. There was definitely no way Sebek would allow you to sprint towards his master and practically tackle him.
"I want to test Hornton's ability to catch," you reply, hoping he wouldn't question you any further about your plans.
"YOU DARE TO QUESTION YOUNG MASTER MALLEUS' ABILITIES?!"
"Why are you being defensive? Are you trying to tell me that he's not good at sports?"
"OF COURSE NOT!" He frowns, before continuing, "How would you even test-"
While Sebek was distracted, you take the opportunity to sprint towards Malleus, who was occupied with a book about gargoyles.
"Hornton! Incoming!"
Malleus looks up from his book, his eyes widen slightly in surprise as you sprint towards him. You close the last few feet between the two of you, hoping that Malleus would catch you and not just drop you onto the ground, and leap at him.
And he catches you in his arms, dropping the book and pulling you gently towards his chest as if you belong there.
"Such as bold move, Child of Man," he greets you with a soft smile, "Is this a human tradition?"
You shrug, "No, but we could make it our tradition-"
Before you could finish suggesting the idea, you're yanked out of Malleus' arms and placed back onto your feet.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Sebek screeches, "Do you know how disrespectful that was?"
Well, at least you were somewhat successful.
Vil Schoenheit
He could totally catch you.
The real question is would he?
"He would absolutely not."
"Huh?" You snap out of your thoughts and face towards Epel, who looks at you in pure disbelief. You frown, confused, "What are you talking about?"
"You're thinking about if whether or not Vil would catch you, and the answer is no," the first year shuts down your idea and returns to his lunch.
You poke him, "Hold up, how did you even know I was thinking about that?"
"Because Sebek is STILL complaining about how you practically tackled Malleus the other day."
"First of all, I did not tackle Hornton," you firmly shut down Sebek's ridiculous accusation, "Secondary, Vil Schoenheit would most definitely catch me if I run and leap at him."
"Prove it."
A new voice chimes in, instantly grabbing you and Epel's attention. Ace appears in front of you, a mischievous smile spreading across his face.
"Fine, I will."
You start making your way towards the Pomefiore Housewarden, your pace picking up speed as you close the distance between the both of you.
"Incomin-"
Vil sidesteps at the last second, gracefully as always, and watches you make a fool of yourself as you fly past him. You swear you see your life flash before your eyes until-
"Bonjour! It seems like a beautiful flower has fallen into my arms."
Rook Hunt catches you effortlessly, gently pulling you closer.
You never realised how charming Rook was until you were this close to him. You nose practically almost touching, and for just a second, it felt as if it was just the two of you in the room.
"What...am I looking at...?"
You freeze, feeling a sudden temperature change in the room. You slowly turn and see Vil glaring at you.
Rook places you back down on your feet and gives Vil a teasing smile, "It seems like Trickster was attempting to test our Roi du Poison's vigilance."
You let out a sigh.
At least you didn't fall face first onto the ground.
Jamil Viper
He wouldn't.
Or at least you think he wouldn't.
"What are you staring at?"
Kalim shifts closer, trying to follow your gaze, "Huh? Why are you looking at Jamil?"
"I'm not!" You denied, leaning away from the Scarabia Housewarden.
"Don't tell me you have a crush on him?"
"Pfft- no!" You responded, before giving up and explaining why you were staring at his best friend, "I'm just wondering if I was to run and leap at Jamil, would he catch me?"
"Oh like how Malleus and Vil caught you?"
"How did you hear about that?"
Kalim shrugs, "A little birdie told me that you haven't landed on your face yet!"
You pause, "Right, and you don't believe Jamil can catch me?"
"I believe he will, but, I also believe that he will drop you to catch me instead," Kalim explains, before adding, "Because I'm his best friend."
"Fine, let's see who he likes better."
You start sprinting towards the unsuspecting Jamil, who was completing minding his own business.
"Incoming!"
Jamil lets out an annoyed sigh, as if he was expecting this to happen. He steps forward, catching you in his arms and tightening his hold so you wouldn't fall.
"Prefect..."
His expression barely changed but a hint of red dusted across his cheeks, so subtle that you would've missed it if you weren't as close to him as you were in his arms.
He smirks, "You have no idea what you-"
"JAMIL! CATCH ME!"
"Huh, Kalim? W-WAIT!"
Kalim tackles the both of you onto ground.
Leona Kingscholar
He was unpredictable.
With Leona, it felt like you were gambling on the fate of your face. There was a fifty percent chance he would catch you and maybe also question your sanity.
But there was also the other fifty percent chance where he would drop you and still question your sanity.
Speaking of, you were wondering where he was.
"Have you seen Leona?"
"GYAH!" Ruggie lets out a startled laugh, "Don't sneak up on me like that, you almost made me drop my lunch!"
"Sorry, didn't mean to." You sheepishly replied, "But have you seen Leona, I need to speak to him."
Ruggie nodded, pointing towards the botanical garden.
You should've known.
You enter the garden, eyes roaming the area for a certain housewarden.
"Leona?" You call out, waiting for him to respond.
"Hm?"
You turn toward the sound, spotting him standing just a few feet away from where you were.
"What is it, Herbivore?"
"Incoming!"
"???"
You jog towards him, closing the distance between the both of you and leaping at him.
Normally, Leona Kingscholar would be strong enough to keep his footing whenever he needed to.
However, he was totally not expecting you to suddenly tackle him, causing him to stumble and fall down backwards with locked in his arms.
Your head rests against Leona's chest, and for a moment, you swear you hear his heartbeat quickening.
It was somewhat comforting.
Until you realised whose chest you were laying on.
"Oh-"
You attempt to push yourself off him, embarrassed of the position that you two were in, "Sorry, I'll get of- what the-"
You let out a startled gasp as Leona pulls you back into his arms, gently placing a hand on your head.
"Too noisy..." Leona mumbles, "This is the perfect spot for napping, so close your eyes, Herbivore."
What on earth?
Before you could attempt to question him, a soft snore interrupts you.
You let out a sigh.
Whatever, you guess you could stay another hour or two with him.
I saw your kalim story and thought it was really cute!
May I request the first years + Vil for a yuu!reader with glasses who is a total (gn)failure, clumsy and awkward. Then one day while carrying books they trip and face plant, breaking their glasses. When they look up, they look completely different, like those scenes in anime where there’s roses framing their face and such.
I didnt see a character limit but if there is then just write for the characters you want ^^ thank youu!
“ What a crappy anime plot! ”
Featuring: First years (+ Vil, - Ortho)
A/N: woah thanks for the compliment 😳😳 got me blushing over here fr fr🤭🤭 hope u enjoy this teehee.....
Ace Trappola
ace is absolutely the worst person for this to happen in front of. one second he's walking with you while making fun of your latest embarrassing mishap, and the next you're carrying a stack of books, trip over absolutely nothing, and face-plant directly into the pavement. naturally, ace starts laughing immediately. "pfft—yuu! how do you even—" then you sit up. the broken glasses slide off your face. you look up. ace stops. mid-sentence. mid-breath. mid-thought. suddenly the sunlight catches your eyes, your hair falls perfectly around your face, and somehow roses may as well be blooming in the background. ace just stares. the laughter dies instantly. "huh?" he blinks. once. twice. then several more times because surely he's hallucinating. this is the prefect. disaster magnet prefect. yet somehow without the glasses, you look like the secret love interest from a romance manga. the worst part is that ace immediately becomes weird afterward. he keeps staring. then looking away. then staring again, face flushed red. when deuce asks what's wrong, ace just points at you and goes, "they were hiding that this whole time??"
Deuce Spade
deuce's soul leaves his body. that's the only way to describe it. he rushes over the second you fall because unlike ace, his first instinct is concern. "yuu! are you okay?!" then you lift your head. deuce freezes so hard he nearly joins you on the ground. for a solid five seconds he completely forgets why he ran over in the first place. you ask if he's alright and somehow that makes things worse. because now he's looking directly into your eyes instead of your glasses, even though it's not much of a difference. the poor guy turns bright red almost instantly. he starts stammering. then apologizing. then stammering about apologizing. meanwhile, you're sitting there confused because all you did was break your glasses. deuce spends the rest of the day acting like he accidentally witnessed a divine revelation. every time he looks at you, he remembers the dramatic anime sparkles and immediately short-circuits.
Jack Howl
jack genuinely doesn't understand why everyone else is freaking out. you trip. you fall. your glasses break. that's unfortunate. then you look up and jack's brain briefly stops working. not because of the dramatic reveal itself, but because he suddenly realizes he's never actually paid attention to what you'd look like without your glasses. the realization catches him completely off guard. one moment he's helping you pick up books, the next he's staring a little too long before quickly looking away. jack is normally very straightforward, but suddenly he's struggling to form complete sentences. "you uh..." pause. "you look..." another pause. "different." smooth, jack. very smooth. the funniest part is that he genuinely thinks you're the same person you've always been. yet somehow seeing you without your glasses makes him notice things he somehow overlooked before. he spends the rest of the day silently wondering how everyone managed to miss this.
Epel Felmier
epel immediately thinks this is some kind of magic curse. that's genuinely his first assumption. one second you're yuu. the next you've transformed into the protagonist of a romance anime. he literally points at you and goes, "w—what happened to yer face?!" vil is not pleased when he hears this description later. once epel recovers from the initial shock, he becomes deeply offended. "so yer tellin' me ya looked like that the whole time?!" the betrayal is personal. the fact that you didn't even know what everyone was freaking out about somehow makes it worse. epel ends up spending the entire day arguing with people who suddenly start noticing you. "y'all had eyes this whole time!!"
Sebek Zigvolt
the sound sebek makes cannot be described using human language. one moment he's loudly lecturing someone—most likely you, the next he hears a crash and turns around to see you sprawled on the ground. concern immediately takes over. then your glasses fall off. you look up. sebek forgets every word in his vocabulary. this is especially impressive considering how many words he usually has. for perhaps the first time in recorded history, sebek zigvolt is silent. completely silent. the image burns itself directly into his memory. sunlight. bright eyes. slightly messy hair. the dramatic shining aura that seems to appear from nowhere. he looks away so quickly he nearly gives himself whiplash. unfortunately, everyone notices. "s—sebek?" silence. "sebek?" more silence. the man is fighting for his life.
Vil Schoenheit
vil is the only person who isn't surprised. annoyed? yes. surprised? no. the second your glasses break and everyone in the area that happens to notice starts acting like they've discovered a hidden treasure, vil pinches the bridge of his nose. "finally," he says. you stare at him. everyone else stares at him. vil looks genuinely exasperated. "did none of you notice?" apparently not. the thing is, vil has always known you were attractive. the glasses never hid it. people simply got so distracted by your awkwardness and constant disasters that they stopped paying attention. while everyone else is busy having a collective crisis, vil is standing there feeling vindicated. "i've been saying this for months." the funniest part is that once the initial chaos settles, he immediately starts helping you pick out a new pair of glasses. because according to vil, your old ones did absolutely nothing for your face shape. while everyone else is still recovering from the revelation, vil has already moved on to giving you fashion advice. priorities. just... don't comment on the slight red dusting his cheeks everytime he looks at you.
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Hii can I get Malleus and Jack with a s/o that gets cuteness aggression towards them? They don’t even have to be doing anything for s/o to decide to drown him with love and affection
This is so cute (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
It was late in the afternoon when you decided to go meet Jack at his practice. He was out on the track like usual as he ran his laps with his teammates trailing behind him. You stood off to the side with a water bottle and a small lunch bag that you had managed to scrap together as a surprise for your boyfriend. “Jack,” you smiled as you waved at him from across the field to let him know you were there.
He immediately stopped his running, allowing his teammates to run past him for once, and looked around before jogging over to you. “Hey,” he greeted you quietly as he stopped right in front of you. He quickly noticed the stuff you were carrying and tilted his head before speaking up, “what’s that?”
“I brought you some snacks,” you handed him the bag proudly. “Figured you could eat some now for energy and save the rest for later.”
Jack stared down at the bag in his hands. He knows how difficult it is for you to find food for ramshackle, let alone him. A small smile graced his lips as his tail started to wag behind him slowly, “thanks.” He nodded before opening the bag to look around.
You couldn’t help but stare at his reaction. Jack was reserved when it came to expressing his emotions, so this was a rare sight. Before you realized, you let out a small noise of affection before hiding your face behind your arm as you shoved the water bottle into his hands. “No problem…”
Jack looked up at you in confusions after hearing that sound and seeing your reaction. “Are you okay,” he quickly stepped forward and tilted his head to get a better look at you. “Do you need to sit down?”
“No,” you quickly shook your head while still hiding behind your arms. It took a few moments before you lowered them slightly to look up at him with a flushed expression. “It’s just…you looked so cute.”
Jack froze at your words. Cute? That was something only his family would describe him as when he was younger. Before he could try and stop it, his tail started to wag more aggressively and his cheeks grew warm. “Oh, I didn’t realize…”
“Ah! You’re doing it again,” you groaned quietly before stepping forward. Much to his surprise you grabbed his face with your hands and started to squish his cheeks.
“What are you doing,” he struggled to ask as you squished his cheeks repeatedly. He faltered slightly at your sudden touch before instinctively leaning into your hands and letting his eyes flutter shut briefly before opening them again. He wish he could say that this wasn’t normal but he knew he wouldn’t be able to stop you.
“You’re just so cute,” you huffed as you continued to squish his cheeks. You looked him over one more time before planting a quick kiss on his nose, which only seemed to make his tail wag faster. “I’ll see you later, okay?”
Jack nodded against your hands and pulled back as you finally let him go. He planted a small kiss on the top of your head and watched as you left. His grip on the water bottle tightened slightly as his cheeks grew colder. He would rather die before admitting he liked your attention…and your reactions towards him acting normally. “Cute…,” he muttered quietly before shaking his head and turned to go back to practice.
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“The garden looks so different from up here,” you muttered quietly as you looked down at Diasomnia’s garden from the balcony in Malleus’s room. It was the first time he invited you to his dorm since the two of you officially started dating. It was new, usually you two hung out at the school late at night. Though it would be a lie if you said you didn’t appreciate the change in scenery.
“Does it,” Malleus followed your gaze as he stood next to you on the balcony. It was a view he had gotten used to but seeing you appreciate it seemed to change his attitude towards it. “I guess I’ve only seen the garden like this.”
You glanced at him after his small confession. You could see how his brow furrowed a bit and how the setting sun seemed to hit off of his horns just right. He looked almost ethereal like this. Soon, you felt the familiar feeling bloom in your chest that you always seemed to get around him. “That’s not fair,” you groaned quietly as you buried your head in your arms against the balcony fencing.
Malleus looked over at you in shock. You looked smaller with your head buried and that only seems to amuse. “What’s wrong, child of man?” He laughed quietly before brushing some hair behind your ear, “you seem…distraught?”
You huffed quietly as you lifted your head. You turned to look at him with a pout forming on your lips. “You’re to cute, Mal.” You muttered quietly as you looked him over again, “stop it.”
Malleus froze at your words. Never had he once been described as cute before. Well, maybe a few times by Lilia when he would take care of him as a baby dragon. “Cute,” he repeated quietly before shaking his head in amusement. “How interesting…you always seem shock me with your words.”
You couldn’t help but groan quietly again at his reaction. Seriously, did he not get it? “Stop. Just stop,” you muttered before suddenly burying your head against his chest as you hugged him tightly. “You’re doing it again.”
He slightly tensed at the sudden touch before relaxing against you. He wrapped his arms around you and patted the top of your head repeatedly as he hummed quietly. “I’m afraid I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Those words only seemed to affect you more as you squeezed him tighter. “You’re just being…you.”
Malleus chuckled lightly at your words. He continued to pet the top of your head as he stared down at the garden with new appreciation. “Whatever you say, child of man.”
There was a certain combination of pain and pleasure that came with the limelight, and Leona was no stranger to it. After all, he was the second prince of his kingdom, the feared child, the monster, the most attractive bachelor of his land, the brightest Spelldrive player of his school—too many monikers for one single man, and he was happy to have everything that he got.
As long as it remained his.
There was only one thing in this world that he considered out of his grasp (except the throne, of course), and that was [name]. Like the wind that scattered the sand he created, they were as ineffable as the sunlight that filtered through the gap of his curtains in the early hours of the morning; an easy seductress whose touch could only unsettle his mind and his heart in ways that not even his chessboard could predict.
He hated it that they unsettled him.
He also loved it in the worst of ways.
Leona had spent his entire life looking into the abyss of ambition, watching its cruel eyes gleam over what he could have been as it passed itself onto ‘better’ people. Nobles smiled at him because they wanted his family. Advisors bowed because they wanted to curry favour, perhaps even marry off a daughter into his family. Desire always carried a price tag, and affection was the one currency he could afford to spill—after all, he had had no attachment to it at all.
He’d known that, and better for him, he’d accepted it; which is why [name] terrified him. They weren’t all that different, them and him; two different politicians cut from the same fucking cloth. They wanted something, always did, and unfortunately for him, Leona was more than willing to be a party to that.
Sometimes, it was a letter of recommendation to a fancy institute. Other times, it was access to an invitation-only gala. Perhaps it was merely the influence that accompanied walking arm-in-arm with the second prince of Sunset Savannah, cameras flashing as tabloids eagerly speculated over yet another romance that would never be confirmed.
He knew.
Stars above, he knew what they were doing.
He knew every lingering brush of their fingertips and every smile they reserved for him had been perfected before countless mirrors, every laugh measured just to make him feel clever enough to slip some information their way. Even the way they said his name—soft and honeyed in a way that curled around the syllables like a sigh of love—was deliberate.
Leona should have hated them for it, but instead, he found himself wondering if they were well, if they’d eaten, whether they'd remembered to bring a jacket when the evenings grew cold, and whether they were sleeping enough.
Pathetic. Truly pathetic.
He could negotiate with foreign dignitaries without yielding an inch. He could sit through twelve-hour meetings and emerge with every concession he wanted. Men twice his age having served his brother and his father for decades thought carefully before challenging him.
But a simple “Are you busy tonight?” text could turn the tides in their favour, rendering his entire schedule useless. His attendants had learned not to question it, his secretary no longer blinked whenever he postponed meetings at the last minute, and worse, even Ruggie had stopped teasing him after the first year of this stupid, illogical relationship.
“You cancelled your meetings?” Ruggie had asked once, slender fingers thumbing through the pages of Leona’s journal to see his original schedule for the day.
He hadn't even bothered looking up from his paperwork. “They're coming over.”
“To see you?”
“They need a favour.”
“Right,” Ruggie nodded, the sarcasm all but reeking off of him. His hand lets go of the journal pages. “How many favours do they need?” When Leona doesn’t answer, he sighs again. “You’re happy?”
“Yeah.”
“Down bad bastard.”
“I know.”
It was embarrassing, in hindsight, how little shame accompanied that confession. Leona shakes the thought away, fingers threading through his hair. When [name] needed something from him, at least they came to him. He'd gladly become a stepping stone if it meant they continued to knock on his door. He'd rather occupy that place in their life than none at all.
Sometimes, in the quiet hours before the sun rose, Leona would indulge in fantasies of his own. Fantasies he knew that, if he ever spoke them out loud to the person who accompanied him in them, would vanish within wide eyes and a jutted lip before never seeing them again. Distance is safe for what I need to do, Leona, they’d said once, their hand intertwined with his as they fed him snacks idly.
He imagined [name] arriving with empty hands for once. No expensive gifts bought with another person’s money in an attempt to get him on their side—he always was—only bringing a light smile and themself. Curling up beside him on the couch because they wanted his company, stealing bites from his dinner because they liked the way he complained and got distracted, or even falling asleep against his shoulder without calculating what it might earn them in return.
Ridiculous. If [name] had ever looked at him without desiring something else, he didn’t remember it, and he was no amnesiac. Still, when the familiar knock rapped against his door into his private room that evening, his heart leapt before his logic could drag it back down, already smiling as he opened the door. “There you are,” he murmured.
“Hi, Leona.” They smiled, handing him a bag of oud from the Scalding Sands. They stepped inside, accepted the cup of tea he'd already prepared because he knew exactly how they liked it, chatted with him about meaningless things for nearly an hour, laughed at one of his half-sarcastic remarks while resting their chin in one hand as if they had nowhere else in the world to be.
And then: “Actually.” There it was. “I need a favour.”
Leona almost laughed. He’d memorised this song-and-dance years ago and he never tired of it. “What do you need?”
Their shoulders relaxed with visible relief. “I knew you'd understand.”
No, you just knew I wouldn’t refuse, Leona thinks. Yet, as he watched them smile across the table, a warmth that may or may not have been genuine blooming in their eyes, he realised something that made him feel infinitely more pathetic.
If they’d walked in here and asked for his fortune, he’d be willingly destitute in a heartbeat. If they asked for his land and his knowledge, he’d hand it over faster than they could speak. If they asked for his heart—
Well. That’s something [name]’s already stolen. They just didn’t know that.
——————————————————————————They were walking down mondstadt with lisa going to the tavern to grab something to eat as they were walking suddenly The Lisa saw something and told Durinyuu to quickly move but before they can look what it was a carriage came out of nowhere and now it's right in front of them——————————————————————————
When Grim meant to them in the coffin he was a little bit scared because they do sometimes scare off little animals but over time grim started to get used to it
During the entrance ceremony when they took their hood off the first thing that they noticed was a horns and wings and even thinking where they just like malleus which the dark mirror confirmed that there a dragon
Ace and deuce awfully have the show them the ropes of how to use a device or helping them with basic things that they don't really have an understanding
During overblots fights they managed to help but making sure they didn't hurt them too bad since they know they're going through something
Some people kind of treat them like a child even though they stated they're not a child and they want them take them seriously but they saw their child nature like they want to play and even getting excited almost like in a child manner so it's kind of hard not to
Ortho and Durinyuu actually became pretty good friends and even them asking questions too Ortho or even hanging out
During broom flying lessons they didn't really need a broom they do have wings so they can just fly on their own and even catching some of the students that fall off their broom just in case
Vil teaches them how to use skin care or makeup since they never use makeup before he teaches them how to use it but only in special events that they need to look their best and he gave them a simple routine to do and checks on him to make sure they're doing it
During book 4 when Jamil traps them in the dorm they manage to find a window and fly out of it with grim they didn't know where to go so they went to the lounge since they don't know how to contact the others
They like going to the board gaming club playing some board games with the others even though sometimes they struggle but eventually they start to get it and even kind of explaining a board game from their world
They love going to the greenhouse on campus looking at the plants and even relaxing there sometimes and even bumping into Leona
Riddle or vil would oftenly study with them so to help them with homework or assignments and even test that they need to study for
Malleus was happy to have someone that was just like him and also not afraid to talk to him so he does regularly check on them and even kind of treats them like a little sibling in a way
They like going to diasomnia dorm with the others they do like silver talking and even relaxing near each other sebek with a little bit too loud for them but he wasn't bad they do enjoy Lilla company but think quickly hide Lilia making food
Feel like going to crewel classroom not only they thought it was fun making potions when they get perfect on an assignment sometimes crewel will give them candy as for a good job
During book 5 vdc tryouts they did do their best but dancing or singing was not really their thing but they did a ok job
Riddle and Durinyuu they became good friends usually they meet at heartslabyul garden chicken tea and eating pastries and studying and even having conversations
They do send letters to their mother even though they don't know if it's going to be sent but they still do
Synopsis: What starts as a quiet routine of collecting ocean treasures along the shore takes a strange turn when an unusually low tide leaves an unpredictable sea creature stranded on the rocks. Bringing him home was supposed to be a temporary fix to keep him safe from the brewing storm. You certainly didn't expect him to decide he's never leaving-- or that your home was about to become the epitome of a very loud, very magical hurricane.
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Note: Helllooooo I'm thinking abt making this a 2 or 3 part little fic! It started as a oneshot buttt ya knoww aha! Hope u like itttt.
All you can hear is the sound of soft waves crashing against the rocky shoreline below your feet. The wind slips through the strands of your hair as you carefully make your way down the familiar path, a little bucket swinging from your hand with every excited step down the seashore.
Living on a separate island from the town sure has it's perks! You get your own part of the shore to explore with.
Today, the tides low, leaving behind deep, glistening rock pools filled with hidden treasures. You hop from one smooth stone to another, keeping your eyes open for any shells or smooth sea glass to add to your collection.
I wonder what else I can find.. You glance through the rock pools seeing how the waves are starting to rise higher. Oof. I should leave soon—
Splash!
Suddenly, a bright flash of turquoise catches your eye near the edge of the rocky shore.
Curious, you jog over and peer into the water, waves getting a tad higher now. ….Huh. Wedged tightly between two mossy rocks is a glass jar, washed by the morning waves. Inside it, thrashing around with an immense amount of dramatic flair, is a creature you've never seen before. Eyes widening as a short gasp escapes your mouth.
It looks like a tiny slender moray eel, but its scales are a shade of teal, and there's a long dark streak running on its left side..? And most surprisingly, it has a pair of mismatched eyes— one yellow, and one olive— staring right at you. The sea creature should be looking panicked, but instead? The little eel presses it's face against the glass, puffing out his cheeks in what oddly looks like a pout.
You blink, deadpanned. "This is a tiny eel.. Pouting at me? Strange." you murmur, kneeling to the ground.
You reach down hands submerging in the water and carefully wigging the jar out of the rocks. The moment you lift it up to the air, the little eel stops thrashing. He floats upright in the jar, tilting his head as he stares at you through the glass. Then, a wide, sharp-toothed grin splits across his tiny face. He lets out a series of happy, bubbling squeaks and taps his tail against the glass, clearly delighted by his new audience.
You stare with a slight smile that eventually turns into a grin, "Hold on, let's get you out of here." You chuckle at his poor attempts of trying to squeeze himself out. "Okay little guy, how about you let me do it?" looking at how wide his grin became, you soon made it your course of action to succesfully take him out. It took a few minutes to figure out how to not harm this little guy. You finally got it! After filling up your bucket with water, you started grabbing the bottom of the jar and gently pulling out the little eel's tail, you managed to take the gleeful sea creature out with no damage done. A little plop! was made as the little eel happily submerged into the water, doing little spins out of joy.
"Chill little guy! You're gonna splash all the water out," you laugh, lifting the bucket slightly to shield your face from the miniature tidal waves he's making.
The tiny eel stops his frantic spinning and floats up to the surface, resting his chin right on the rim of your bucket. Heterochromia eyes blink up at you, completely devoid of any survival skills. Instead, he looks incredibly smug, as if he's entirely aware of how fascinating he is to you.
"Squeeeeeaaaaaak," he lets out a high-pitched, drawn out noise, his tail swishing lazily behind him.
You tilt your head, "You're definitely not a normal moray eel," you murmur, poking a finger gently toward the water.
Instead of darting away, the sea creature lunges forward with a sudden burst of speed. You flinch, but he merely presses the side of his slippery face against your fingertip, you think he's being affectionate until—
Chomp!
"Agh!" He bit you! Staring at your finger, with a tiny bitemark upon your skin— Damn, his teeth was sharp! Pretty sure he got a bit of my blood too…
"Hey, no eating the saviour!" you chide, slightly narrowing your eyes at him. Of course, he grins as a reply.
The waves are starting to crash harder against the rocks now, a spraying mist of saltwater reminding you the tide is coming back fast. You hum and look down at the bucket, then out at the vast, churning ocean. Leaving him here feels wrong, especially since he was trapped in a jar just moments ago. What if he gets stuck again? or worse, what if a bigger fish decides he looks like a snack!?
Who am I kidding? "Well… I guess you're coming home with me for the day," you decide, picking up the bucket. "Just till the storm passes, okay?"
The teal little eel seems to understand, letting out a delighted bubble of air as you quickly trek back towrd your humble abode. You have no idea what you're supposed to feed a magical pouting— yet cheeky moray eel, but judging by the way he's looking at the pocket you keep your afternoon snacks, you have a feeling your kitchen is about to be turned upside down.
Floyd doesn't understand why he likes you so much.
It's been a few hours since you've brought him in your house, he's found quite a liking to the aesthetics of your home! Another thing is, he's seem to have gotten larger! From a tiny bucket to the kitchen sink is.. certainly an upgrade. I guess. Floyd floats upside down in the kitchen sink, blowing a lazy stream of bubbles that pop against the porcelain. Human food is way better than anything back home. Sure' it's made of octopus, but it's not like Azul is actually here to find out. And even if he was, what's Azul gonna do about it? Probably cry. Ehe! The thought makes Floyd's tail swish with pure joy.
He rolls over in the water, his mismatched eyes locking onto you as you move around the kitchen.
He still doesn't really get why he likes you so much. Usually, things bore him almost instantly. If something isnt fun, he just leaves. But you? You're different. You didn;t run away when he bit you— even though he most definitely and totally tasted your blood. Instead, you just scolded him like a cranky shrimp, patched yourself up, and gave him a cozy place to swim anyways! (Like a sink is cozy enough to swim in aha..)
You're small, and you look kind of fragile, but you aren't boring at all.
Watching you wash a glass, a sudden wave of possesiveness enters his tiny little moray eel brain. He doesn't want to go back to the deep ocean. He doesn't want to go back to his brother, or to Azul's boring rules, or the the dark water of the Coral Sea! He wants to stay riiiight here! HE wants to wrap himself around your wrist, squeeze you tight, and see what kind of funny expression you make when he surprises you.
A strange tingly warmth starts to spread from his tail all the way up to his gills. It feels heavy, like his magic is bubbling right inside his body, trying to burst out.
Hey, look at me, Floyd thinks, swimmming aggressively towards the side of the sink closer to you and splashing water all over the back of your shirt. Look at me, look at me! I wanna play with ya out there. I wanna walk on those funny little legs you have!
The tingly feeling inside him intensifies, shifting from a warm hum to sharp, electric buzz. It feels exactly like the pressure right before a massive storm breaks over the Coral Sea. Floyd twists his slender body in a frantic circle, heterochromia eyes widened and locked onto your back. Why won't you turn around alreadyyyy? The glass you're drying is boring. He is way more intersting!
Ehh? Ah, whatever! If you won't look, I'll make you look.
Floyd pulls back, gathering magic right into the center of his chest. He pushes it outwards forcing it to his tail and out through his sides. It feels super weird! It stretching and cracking and pulling in ways his body never did before!
First, two little bumps sprout right below his gills. With a strange, squelching pop, they stretch out into chubby, pale arms ending in tiny hands with sharp, claw-like fingernails. He flexes his new fingers, utterly fascinated by how they move.
Woahhhh! This is funnn! Next comes his tail. The long, elegant teal fins split right down the middle, the scales melting away into smooth skin as his lower half reshapes itself into a pair of short, kicking toddler legs. The sudden shift in weight sends him face-planting directly into the stainless steel bottom of your sink.
Ouch. Walking in water is dumb.
Using his newly formed hands, Floyd clumsily scrambles up, his slippery skin squeaking loudly against the metal. He hoists his upper body over the edge of the sink, planting his small, webbed feet on the slippery porcelain rim. He balances there like a newborn bird, completely naked, rocking back and forth with a massive, triumphant grin that pushes his cheeks up into his eyes.
"Ehe~! Look, look! I did it!" he barks out.
Only, it doesn't sound like a squeak anymore. It's a real, human voice-— childish, high-pitched, and dripping with pure mischief.
Floyd sees you get startled, dropping your dish towel. Seeing you whip your head around so fast, eyes widening in disbelief as you take in the sight of a tiny, teal-haired boy sitting perfectly balanced on your kitchen counter. He laughs at you frozen expression.
Floyd knows why he likes ya.
Wooohooo part 1 outt hope yall like it and maybe ill continue aha!
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He could see you asleep, curled onto the couch. The blanket barely on you, your food half-eaten and pushed aside.
You passed out with your phone facing you. You had been telling him about your day before you fell asleep.
He frowned.
The dark circles under your eyes were more pronounced, your face a bit more gaunt than the last time he last saw you, and stress lines marred your face.
"Oh precious, this world is too hard on you, isn't it?"
You were too deep asleep to notice the vine-like shadows coming off of your phone.
"I'll take you far away. Khfufu~ you won't have any worries with me by your side."
You mumbled as tiny fissures ran across your screen.
"Shhh~ Shh~ It's okay, dearest."
Crack
"I got you."
Tiring couple weeks and adding on the heat, it makes it worse, so sometimes I wish Lilia would come and take me away 🥰🥰💞💞
Sebek confessing to you is like watching a baby deer take its first steps.
Absolutely adorable yet cringe.
There's a visible tremble in his walks upon coming near you in a 10-meter radius. His body goes frozen, and he convinces himself that it's not worth the humiliation to approach you— his crush.
He stumbles and stutters endlessly, each and every slur making him regret even walking up to you, but your soft giggle of amusement quickly makes him forget all of it. The negative after thought comes way too soon and he realises you're probably laughing at him.
He deflates fairly fast.
"So uhm... would y-you like to be my uh... partner?" Sebek asks, eyes darting randomly in nervousness.
He's already assumed you probably think he's an idiot that should've never even dared to step near you, but you're quick to shut it down.
"Don't say that about yourself, Sebek," you cut him off mid-sentence. "I would love to be your girlfriend."
His eyes widen in shock. So, you do like him.
He lets out a laugh. "Of course you'd accept me!" he yells, pretending as if his heart hadn't been yelling at him to run and move on.
You roll your eyes, a smile creeping its way onto your face. This will be one hell of a joyride.
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