Pervert Party

with someone who-

a) wants me to kill his elderly parents, or at least rob them blind

b) wants to impregnate me so i ''have control over his whole life'' ( i tried to explain to him that dudes that get people pregnant walk away scott-free all of the fucking time but i think i was harshing his fantasy)

in the middle of a pretty stressful day.  he told me that he needed to eat my shit, like he actually needed it, but i told him no-can-do-- at least not at a first time meet up.   

instead of saying that he needed to think about it, or just booking an appointment he told me about how it all started when he was a young boy- he would go through his mother's hamper and take out her dirty panties, choking himself with them, eating them, masturbating while sniffing and licking them.

ok this blog is dedicated to the most fucked up, depraved fetish clients ever.  like that one midwestern guy with the sweetest and gentlest voice ever that called me a few months ago because he felt compelled to set himself and his wife on fire.  they are both cornfed and young and live in Iowa- a recently married couple.

when do you think she will find out?