let's get wild

You’re a stereotypical hero going to fight a stereotypical villain. However, when you get to their dark, foreboding castle, you discover that it has been the villain who has been in the right the whole time, and the kingdom you hail from has been manipulating you your entire life.

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

That boy short-circuited

LMAOOO nigga you shoulda already know your "facts" and sources before stating them

You’re the trophy wife of some big shot mobster you secretly hate when you find out someone put a 10m dollar bounty on his head that goes up a mill each week he goes unkilled. Now all you have to do is protect him for a year so you’ll get to kill him and claim the money.

Every time a person lies, their body releases a pyrophoric substance which literally causes their pants to catch fire. You have just committed a crime, and you need to find a way get away with it.