bogos binted?

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

venus of chillendorf

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE