Flowers

*sneezes and six packs of matches falls out of my nose*

No wonder you’re so lit

Haha, nice

That's not safe

@perfumasuggestions I have a very serious question to ask you

If it is really that serious go ahead and ask it

Your kingdom has every type of plant right?

do NOT ask what I think you’re going to ask.

I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the fact that I’m gonna ask it

netossa, please

I’m sorry I just have to know

my wife is probably a better role model anyway, wise decision

I do believe that your kingdom does

this includes plants safe for smoking consuming correct?

That would include plants safe for consuming. I’m choosing to ignore the fact that you corrected yourself and stay none the wiser

okay so the real question: do you smoke weed?

I personally do not smoke weed but, it is legal and many people in my kingdom do.

@perfumasuggestions I have a very serious question to ask you

If it is really that serious go ahead and ask it

Your kingdom has every type of plant right?

do NOT ask what I think you’re going to ask.

I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the fact that I’m gonna ask it

netossa, please

I’m sorry I just have to know

my wife is probably a better role model anyway, wise decision

I do believe that your kingdom does

this includes plants safe for smoking consuming correct?

That would include plants safe for consuming. I’m choosing to ignore the fact that you corrected yourself and stay none the wiser

@perfumasuggestions I have a very serious question to ask you

If it is really that serious go ahead and ask it

Your kingdom has every type of plant right?

do NOT ask what I think you’re going to ask.

I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the fact that I’m gonna ask it

netossa, please

I’m sorry I just have to know

my wife is probably a better role model anyway, wise decision

I do believe that your kingdom does

@perfumasuggestions I have a very serious question to ask you

If it is really that serious go ahead and ask it

@perfumasuggestions really let me spend four months watering a fake plant, huh?

I thought you knew it was fake and just enjoyed watering it.

Go on a Nature hike, she said. My kingdom isn’t that hilly, she said. Mother Nature is gorgeous, she said. Well guess what Perfuma? Mother Nature’s a whore, and you’re a liar.

I am very sorry you did not enjoy the experience. I thought it may have been a nice bonding exercise

Mother nature’s a whore, and you’re a liar.

GLIMMER. please.

THEN YOU GO PRANCING AROUND HER KINGDOM GETTING ATTACKED BY BEES THEN.

i would actually love too. some people actually appreciate nature, glimmer.

Thank you Bow. I’m glad you enjoy your time in nature

Yes, I am quite thrilled for it. Maybe I should host a party…

Cause all the penguins need a valentine.

…was that a joke? But yes, everyone and animal deserves love.

Frosta’s got the spirit!! And don’t mind her! Mermista is just grumpy cause she has to tote a fire extinguisher around tomorrow.

Yes, this is by far the best day. You get to show to everyone you love how much they really mean to you

Go on a Nature hike, she said. My kingdom isn’t that hilly, she said. Mother Nature is gorgeous, she said. Well guess what Perfuma? Mother Nature’s a whore, and you’re a liar.

I am very sorry you did not enjoy the experience. I thought it may have been a nice bonding exercise