Taste the Chaos

Boil up some mountain dew.  It’s gonna be a long night.

You could have said anything else

Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble

*shows up to competitive smash tournament with this*

witness them

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

Men Speaking Nearby, colorized, c. 2019, artist unknown

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

hell of a way to learn ur a vampire

WE CAN WHAT

For anyone who has assignments or just wants to learn 🖤

Hockey rules I never knew about.