little lost one

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

My favorite part about this post is that it infers that there’s an alien suburban mom demographic.

*screams this*

I’m what the kids call ‘an atrocity to god’.

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

its gonna be like this for the rest of our lives isnt it…

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

I would love to not be like this.

Same

Why can’t we all just hold hands?

busy holding a dog

u have 2 hands randy, 2 hands

Its a really big dog

Me? Canceled.