seaweed brain

Maybe people just want to catch you shirtless. Sorry I’m not some good looking Aphrodite kid, that would be a little more entertaining for you.

          Aphrodite kids aren't the only attractive demigods     I'm living proof.

Ah well, it’s not everyday I see Percy Jackson’s nipples so y’know.

          You would be surprised at how often it happens.

Umm, that’s good? { Sammy said uncertainly, warily removing his hand from his eyes } At least you’re completely comfortable, right?

          Well, too many people have seen them for me to blush when you do. Why wouldn't you be comfortable?

Ah shit, I mean sorry I- [He covers his eyes.] I didn’t realised you’d be getting changed. I’ll erm…cover my eyes

          It's okay     I'm more than fine with people seeing my nipples.

         Maybe I never needed any.

          Maybe. Or, you know, maybe you did.

Well, Thor’s badass. And he has Mjölnir. You cannot beat that, dude.

          I have no idea what that is but Aquaman has a trident so we're basically bros.

          Whatever gets you through the day, Percy.

         Glad to see you finally agree.

          Well excuse me for being health conscious.

          You're excused, and I'm still right.

          Since always! I’m not the only person who would like to live.

          Only old people worry about their health. When did you turn sixty?

Can Aquaman summon lightning from the sky?

          Ah, no.

Percy, no, Thor is better than Aquaman. You’re wrong.

          Can Thor have riveting conversations with gold fish?

    I’m sorry dude, but I think it’s better for my health not to agree with you.

          Since when did you start worrying about your health?

    Well I’m not saying you’re wrong I’m just saying [he paused.] Yeah, I’m saying you’re wrong.

          Well, who here has all the power? I think it'd be in your best interests to agree with me.

        Nope.

          I think they did.

        Oh, I know you’re not. [She pauses purposefully.]

          ... Uh, okay. Did someone forget to put a parental block on things for you?

[sits up and tests her ankle, before smiling at him] Well, thank you very much. Just remind me I owe you one when you need it.

          Nah, it's fine. I've been meaning to practice with my healing abilities anyways.