Farting around

on to baseball szn '26

Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full-squad workouts later this month. Witnesses confirmed players filed into the gymnasium with a mix of nerves and excitement, sipping Gatorade from champagne flutes beneath a large, glittering baseball that rotated above the dance floor while DJ-commissioner Rob Manfred played classic stadium tunes like “DE-FENSE” and “Mexican Hat Dance” to set the mood. 

For W’s Directors Issue, the Marty Supreme duo created a new hustler for Chalamet to portray: a 30-something Yu-Gi-Oh! champ who sells video game controllers, lives with his mom, and dreams of a bigger life.

Credits to Wmagazine