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Juno and Nureyev: *Kissing*

Vespa: If this drink doesn't knock me out Buddy just hit me over the head with the bottle

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Juno: Ransom and I are dating now

Buddy: We've know for a while now

Nureyev: We just started dating last night

Vespa: Then what the fuck were you doing before

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #they were being normal exs before

Nureyev: Take your husband's last name. Take his first name. Take his Social Security. Assume his identity. Hide the body in the closet. You're the husband now.

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #Juno is a little concern but he also lost his social security number so hes just happy to have found it again

Rilla: When you're a baby are you really alive. No you're just ugly

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #this could have maybe also been Vespa #but its funnier this way #idk how they convinced her to have a child

Arum comforting Damian: You are not worthless. Organs are extremely expensive on the black market

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #I was debating between arum and rilla #cause they would both do it #tal also maybe #or marc telling it to tal

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Nureyev: I don't have PTSD its called the wizards curse

Nureyev: Yes the wizard is my dad but I don't see how thats relevant

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #this is the brother post to junos #like yes the wizard is your adopted dad

Juno: I don't have PTSD its called the wizards curse

Juno: Yes the wizard is my mom but I don't see how thats relevant

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #i can't belive I haven't made this one yet #don't worry there is a brother post to this one #i feel like this is also most of the cast though

Quanii: Angelo come here I have something to tell you

Quanii whispers in Angelos ear

Ale: So what did Quanii say

Angelo: Nothing she just licked my ear

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #I feel like he just wouldn't react at first #just like fucking accept his fate #he nodded along

Arum: Who here knows about the black plauge

Tal who has been nonverbal all day: The black plague was one of the most historically significant and impactful plagues in all of human history. It was also know as the black death and its real name is the bubonic plague. Its nick names come from the distinctive black boils that would appear on the skin of those infected with the black plague. Its actually the reason we burry people six feet underground because they believed that the six feet was the minimum height required to not allow the disease to spread from the dead bodies

Arum: I actually meant to ask about the Black Legend

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #this was once again me #My prof asked us in a zoom class who knows what the black plague is #and I moved so everyone could see my black death poster sitting behind me #and did this whole rant #and I hadn't spoken any complete sentences in class the whole day #cause I forgot to eat that day so I was nonsensical the whole time #but then I pulled out this whole thing about the black plague and everyone was like how the fuck do you know that much #and then my prof was like “Sorry I ment the black legend not plague”#like sir now I look like a weirdo

Nureyev gripping the sink so hard its cracking under his hands: I need a magical girl transformation

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #this made me laugh so hard in an empty room

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Angelo: My dear friend guess what!

Caroline: With the way we live now I honestly have no idea

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #I love their friendship so much #every lesbian needs their himbo

Buddy: Juno I don't know how you're alive

Juno: A lack of basic self preservation skills

Buddy: Thats the whole problem

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #I went snow boarding with my friend today can't you tell #Guess who I was #I'll give you a hint it wasn't Buddy and I have so many new bruises

Quanii: Why the fuck would I fight my own battles that sounds exhausting

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #i miss them every day #And Caroline will fight them for her #Quanii also is fighting every battle but her own

Nureyev: I moisturized using my usual brand of grease

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #thank you to Danny Motta for this one lol #He is the only one on that shit who has a skin care routine other than buddy ok

Mick: Come on Sasha, Juno, you've got to try the alien weed

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #Mick would encorage it #Juno would smoke it #and sasha would also smoke it but would be judgy while doing it

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Juno: No I didn't see a knife shooting robot behind him!

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #Knives out series how I love you so #this doesn't even feel strange for his world

Rilla: And since murder is illegal I learned dutch

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #Oh yeah podcast cross over quotes #Listenen to midnight burger guys #midnight burger #Ava Maddox and Rilla would love each other and you can't tell me otherwise

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