Worms and Plastic Minnows!

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

Isn’t it kind of fun how when your life sucks you just can’t talk about it with anyone

I’m serious though. When your life reaches a degree of suckage, you find yourself having to look elsewhere for anything at all to talk about. The things going on in your life are trauma dumping. Your past is probably also trauma dumping. So you have to get really weird about specific things or hope that others want to talk to you, because very quickly people are going to develop an aversion to you and the way your life sucks. Unless you just don’t talk about it

everyone wants to have exotic half black babies and nobody wants to treat half black people with any fucking respect or kindness

yeah i'll never be black i know. i'm just an oreo bitch appropriating the real blacks. i'm basically white anyway. everyone else wants me dead in the street and calls me slurs and treats me awfully and polices my hair and my body and i'm not safe in most spaces or even my own home because my mom is white and extremely racist towards me now that i'm not an exotic little curly haired caramel skin baby she can control and coo over without acknowledging my blackness but like it's fine because i'll never be truly black so it's not antiblackness or racism it's literally nothing. and i'm making it up. whatever. guess i'll kill myself

sorry i don't write men. yeah idk i just can't get into their headspace.... i don't know how to act like a man lol. idk how men feel. do they even have the same feelings as us? that's crazyyyy lol. still tho idk how id do it im not educated enough to write them sorry. you wouldn't want me to write a man badly would you.... im afraid of messing up and those angry men online to shout at me they're so aggressive

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it