Worms and Plastic Minnows!

a lot of you really need to internalize that acting avoidant isn't cute at all and that it will cost you experiences and life outcomes if you don't change course

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

love when hot women in their thirties are blogging with me. like that’s the hottest thing we can do.

Apple juice and orange juice don’t have to be enemies. They are in love. Orple juice.

i’ve gone back into my cage cuz i was doing much better in my cage actually

I'm going to sleep now. please watch Kinky for me okay?

its difficult to know if youre being reasonably cautious or unreasonably paranoid if you are transgender