The Founder & CEO of Pendroid

Hey wait a minute, aren't you that guy I met at that supermarket once? That's.. interesting. never expected a CEO to have something this niche. - office-buisness

penn have u ever thought abt adopting a kid

PENN RUBIN. IN ONE YEAR. IF YOU EVER FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR AND ROLL DOWN A HILL AND THEN FIND AND PUT ON A SUIT WITH WEIRD POCKETS AND THEN YOU ENCOUNTER A ROOM WITH A CHOICE BETWEEN MONEY AND A DOOR. FOR GOD'S SAKE PICK THE DOOR.

hey baby can we date

im going to make the number of people who've tried to kill you go up by one

nah i dont like it. ur new middle name is edward

ngl i thought ur full name was just penn rubin. but now u gotta tell the people what it is. so spill the middle name..

YOU HAVE A MIDDLE NAME?

youre such a dad

I'm actually from the past , beware of 2001

oooooo we come from the future ooooooooo. beware 2020