That Beach Life, Man!

Does this count as a nude beach pic if it's on a wooden deck? Yeah. Close enough.

Well, looking at this man now...

I gotta say I could look at him all day. Truth. (That body is actually really fun to look at.)

So:

...

Nude photo shoots on the beach are awesome! Great place to be naked.

But if you're a guy who keeps one hand over his privates the entire time YOU SUCK and...

When you show up looking great to the nude beach.

All three of these cats have been here at the local nude beach for just a few minutes. Amazingly, all three have been having very similar thoughts about their day so far:

"Damn, dude. Sure am glad my wiener is big enough so I can take my shorts off!"

+777777 POINTS!