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dubiousculturalartifact

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

anyroads

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

merlinmumbles

Okay but who's the one human actor playing?

literary-potato

I vote Nobody, but I could see arguments for Helen of Troy or Circe as well.

Also important:

How does the Circe turning men into pigs thing get handled given that Miss Piggy is a pig-Muppet and there are multiple other muppets who are already canonically pig-Muppets?

They get turned into real live action pigs, nobody remarks on it

They get turned into real live action pigs & Piggy looks directly at the camera

They get turned into chickens

They get turned into live action humans

Nothing happens at first to the guy Muppet-pig, so Circe has to get creative

Other/I’m bald/vanilla extract

Voting ended onJul 30

Just to clarify my vision on a couple of these:

* by chickens I mean Muppet-chickens à la Camilla (Gonzo naturally would have some reaction to this)

* in the “nothing happens at first to muppet pig”, what I’m visualizing is that Cpt James Pork (or whatever his name is - the pigs in space one) is in the crew, everyone else in the crew gets transformed into either live action pigs or non-sentient Muppet-pigs (walking on 4 legs, etc), and he is completely unchanged… until Circe sighs and snaps her fingers again, and he turns into some other animal (maybe a chicken? or possibly a live action human, in which case it’s obviously either an INSANE celebrity cameo pull with someone who’s normally top billing, or literally William Shatner)

literary-potato

Can I just say I really appreciate that our collective commitment to the Muppets is so strong that at 120-something votes, not one person has chosen other/vanilla extract?

gardengarlic

Every time this crosses my dash there's a different string of comments and they are all gold so I'm consolidating.

amuseoffyre

Circe - only human in the film, played by Anne Hathaway! - turning the pig muppet crew into humans and Miss Piggy gasping "You monster!"

#muppets #the odyssey

officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks

evilscum-deactivated20160223

why would i do that lmao

officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

nerves-nebula

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

nerves-nebula

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

cryoverkiltmilk

You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.

nerves-nebula

☝️only funny addition so far. I’m actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet

#sinners

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finbowl

Thought of another comic idea and decided to write it down, might not work to well with the lore since they're describing his appearance despite being blind but it was the best I could come up with

#project hail mary

galacticsabc

Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.

gracerockyyes

I would unironically love this

#project hail mary

weirderworld10

The appointments been set. Lupin’s being put down.

#lupin iii #zenigata

ainecdote-remade-deactivated202

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

sloppity-bilepiper

1. Europeans using Egyptian mummies as medicine

2. The Delectable Negro: Human Consumption and Homoeroticism Within US Slave Culture by Vincent Woodard

3. "Abolitionists turned the tables on Europeans by accusing them of being cannibals when they ate sugar tainted with the flesh and blood of slaves."

4. Zombies (which I would class as cannibals, since they were human and need to eat humans to live) have a root in Haitian folklore and represented enslavement.

vintagedean

adding that, if you can find it, cannibal culture by deborah root is about exactly this. the way the white western world is a hungry, destructive force that cannibalizes non-white cultures and creates wealth and status through the cannibal colonization of those cultures.

here's the intro

i almost think there's an essay in bell hooks' black looks about this too? yes! just checked, there's an essay called "eating the other"

youre-only-gay-once

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

purgaytorysupremacy

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

youre-only-gay-once

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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oneofthosecrazycatladies

You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.

Who’s rescuing you?

#the magnificent seven #I'll be so fine

thoodleoo

yknow the story of odysseus tricking polyphemus by giving him a fake name and then blinding him is great, but i think a lot of people really sleep on the hilarious fact that, after odysseus reveals his name to polyphemus and polyphemus remembers the prophecy that a man named odysseus would blind him, polyphemus is like “WOW when i heard that prophecy i thought odysseus was going to be tall and sexy and strong but turns out you’re just short and an asshole”

thoodleoo

loving that polyphemus had pretty much accepted his fate as long as someone sexy and badass blinded him and seems more pissed off that odysseus is just some bitch than anything else

#the odyssey

crap-userrname16

not-available-for-comment

Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

#useful

peacevine

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

peacevine

tinfoilmagician-deactivated2025

Opening the notes and immediately taken out by prev.

coldcrashpictures

austimpowerz

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

laqueus

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