Reiji's Weenie

   “Today feels odd. Not super sure why..”

“It’s always an odd day when i’m not makin’ love to you, girl!”

   “Please leave me alone.”

“But I love you”

   “Today feels odd. Not super sure why..”

“It’s always an odd day when i’m not makin’ love to you, girl!”

“WHEN THE HECK DID I LOSE WEIGHT?”

"Ughhhhhh why is is so humidddd.."

"Is it hard over here or is it just me?"

"Nah. It’s just you."

"Then the humidity must be just you."

"Ughhhhhh why is is so humidddd.."

"Is it hard over here or is it just me?"

SCREAMS LOUDLY

"A human being, for one. For two, a gorgeous lady, one who’s life I’d like to work my way into~"

"I am nothing but a humble sword who likes to court the sheath before getting into it, don't worry. Still, I'm sure that, in time, you'll grow to love me~ For more than just one reason if you know what I mean."

"Hey, pretty lady~ Am I tall enough for you to see me yet? No? Why don’t you pet me a little bit so I can grow taller~?"

"A human being, for one. For two, a gorgeous lady, one who's life I'd like to work my way into~"

Quietly sits himself on her shoulder.

"Hey, pretty lady~ Am I tall enough for you to see me yet? No? Why don't you pet me a little bit so I can grow taller~?"

I may be a dick, but I have feelings too.

NO! That's gonna hurt Reiji! 

If anything it’s a freaking poke or something. I don’t want you to jack me off.

I may be a dick, but I have feelings too.

I just want a hug or a pat on the head.

If anything it's a freaking poke or something. I don't want you to jack me off.

Bitch, just love me instead of steppin’ on me.

I just want a hug or a pat on the head.