Chicken spiral…

A storm is coming

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

Depends.

… On what

trust your mother’s opinion on people

um. she married my dad

Listen disney owning fucking everything deeply deeply sucks and I hate it so much but getting to claim that all disney owned properties are set in the same universe is very fun

Starting a new theory that Troy Bolton is Luke Skywalker’s direct descendant

I could really go for a burger right now…

Check your shower

You’ve tricked me for the last time

LMAO I don’t know why I be acting like it’s a secret I’m fat

Don’t be trying to hide nothing cause 🗣I LIKE ALLAT shorty