Floating of Boats, Tickling of Pickles

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

Tall women don’t you ever feel insecure, you hold so much power with just a simple stance, I love youuuuuuuuu

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

asking for directions XD

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

i don’t know what you’re going through but i’m sending you love nonetheless. feel better soon.

ao3 is a genius for using the omega april fools joke as them soft launching their exit from the beta state. like we all thought it was just a joke and that the beta would come back 😭🥹

in your otp which one is icarus, forever chasing something they cannot reach, and which one is metaphorically daedalus, having to watch the person they love fall to their demise because of their own hubris, and knowing that they cannot save them

#icarus is helena daedalus myka (x)

#i was going to use 2x12 #but then myka did try #she fought #here… she stopped fighting #she let helena try to chase what she lost #even if helena might lose herself in the process #instinct fills me with rage :’]  [x]

#what’s more#it HURT her to stop fighting#that is the most forced pained smile ever#and Helena knows Myka well enough to know what it means#you can feel all the words and all the feelings stop just under the lump in her throat as she swallows whatever she was about to say#god I hate this scene#they played it so well - @webgeekist

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears