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A 5'3 dynamite pocket rocket in pinstripe. The powerhouse of the cell. A woman within. Paul Simon is THAT BITCH.

Song - "'Cuz I Can" by P!NK

#i don't play. im not about to let you forget it.#it's paul simon saturday everyone #know what else?#Paul Simon Has A Woman Within #yeah i will use the same six clips every time i make an edit #you gotta understand hes only been outside like eight times #im surprised they let him outside at all holy shit #he really did all that #oh paul dont end them #lord have mercy on my soul for this one #i am not seeing heavens gates #thats for sure #paul simon #paul simon 80s #edit #s&g #simon and garfunkel #the concert in central park #one trick pony #thank god for one trick pony #never thought id say that but the cinematography is such a blessing for edits #i saw P!NK live once she was phenomenal #always in the air about it #juggling edits

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fuckyeah-paulsimon

1980's People magazine where our Paul graced the cover. Definitely one of my favorites he's done.

#i have this magazine!! had it on my wall for years when i lived at home #he #i used to wear ties like that all the time cos of this still do from time to time #hes so shit <3 #paul simon #paul simon 80s

lielalie

some paul and art prints i found a while back

#ohhh never seen these you are truly so good at finding things i thought i was good youre amazing #theyre so gay #theyre so queer #oh my god #them #me and my buddy who i sing with #simon and garfunkel #s&g

theonlygirlhere

These guys look kinda familiar...

#aaaaaa this is so so good yayay #them #hooray for them #art #simon and garfunkel

bylerandgarfunkel

Not even pretending to look at the girls

#gay but also paul is just pleased as punch he has carrie fisher on his arm at the star wars premiere HE KNOWS HE WON #thats heavy son #for a while anyway lol #basically any guy ever would give an arm and a leg to be stood where he is and HE KNOWS IT LOOK AT HIM #salt and pepper shakers #also its really funny how far apart s&g are standing like i know theyre not even that far apart but yk what im saying #still want a sitcom with the four of them so bad oh their convos must have been FUNNNYYYY #aaaa #simon and garfunkel #penny marshall #oh what a night........#carrie fisher

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io-saturnalia

its a good think paul simon always had the most fuck ass haircut because he was such a pretty man. rip art garfunkel, i do in fact get it

#yea and the same reason hes only 5'2 hes way too powerful he had to be contained #small like all precious commodities of the universe #i like his fuckass haircuts he wouldnt be the same without them #6'2 Paul Simon with a good haircut is the worst thing my mind can conceptualise #horrible horrible i dont want him #he gotta be small and shitty and bald yea thats my rescue cat bro #the prettiest human being ive ever seen dont even joke lad #heee #paul simon

lielalie

#yeaa thats what its all about yeaa #simon and garfunkel #s&g

deerprincess23

i love u simon and garfunkel

#simon and garfunkel forever and always #theyll always haunt my narrative son #simon and garfunkel #s&g

lielalie

how i look at u lots posts

#i was having a little sing song in the kitchen to myself and this made me stop #what #the hell is going on #he is so always #fuck sake #what do you mean #wait #paul simon #paul simon 80s

fuckyeah-paulsimon

'The actual' Paul Simon tells the inspirational story about how 'The Rutles' influenced the music of Simon and Garfunkel in the 60's.

If you haven't seen this hilarious Beatles parody from 1978, please do! You won't regret it! 😂

#i still cant believe i actually found this on dvd a few months ago in a local second hand shop!#actually expanding my paulsimon collection still #he looks really beautiful here actually #actually one of my favourite looks on him #actually #paul simon #eric idle #the rutles #paul simon 70s

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garfunkelgirl

#*sighs*#i feel the same about them #simon and garfunkel

fuckyeah-paulsimon

My favourite Chia Pet holding baby Harper.

#he is a chia pet indeed!#sshhhh he is breastfeeding!#he gave birth to him #love this photo always #it looks so warm and cosy in there hey #paul simon #harper simon

lielalie

#they truly just did things oh my god #what a find!!#paul later bought himself a wig (toupee) and this is literally why ig #i just KNOW as soon as that wig touched their scalps they were both acting 💅🍊🍋🍑🍌🍎🥭🍍🍇🍉#oh to be a fly on the wall #simon and garfunkel

mickyvest

haven’t drawn in so long kind of crazy .. just a sketch for tonight …

#YEAAAH BRO THIS IS SOO PEAK LOOK #The!#oh my godddd #youre all so talented : )#simon and garfunkel #art #s&g fanart

Would it surprise a single one of you to learn that I was the world's biggest Sonic the Hedgehog kid? When I was 7 I found the phone number of Sega and called them asking for a job "when I'm older."

I'm 24 now, hand writing a letter to a woman who *might have been* the Wardrobe Designer on Simon and Garfunkel's Concert in Central Park (1981) asking her about Paul Simon's big fuckin shoes.

After changes upon changes we are more or less the same.

#still waiting for you to call me back sega #i have the audacity #it would be so unfathomably fucking funny if shes not even the right woman #and she just reads this crackhead autist letter #askin about some pants #i ask her about literally everything did she source the wardrobes or did sng already own the pieces?#why did they seemingly change clothes like JUST before showtime 👀#do you by some miracle have any photos #yeah i am begging for any crumbs but have you ever had a crumb???? delicious #i fucking love autism #i truly live by “if you dont ask you dont get” people are kinder than you think #not paul simon hes evil #simon and garfunkel #simon & garfunkel #paul simon #s&g #art garfunkel #the concert in central park #paul simon has a woman within #sonic the hedgehog #the silver the hedgehog to paul the simon pipeline is no fuckin joke lad

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lielalie

#hello paul hows it goin mate #he is.#paul simon

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Definitely one of the most unique things I've been sent 😆😳

#lmaoo what the fuck is thiss bruh #which one of you made this #yea he holds up my earth and moon and all of my stars yeah #kinda weird..........#hes juggling space rocks now #he wore that synthetic wig straight out the bag didnt shake it or nothing #top ten unique images on the internet #paul simon

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