five star quintuplestack

my second favorite thing after getting way too high and vulnerable is getting other women way too high and vulnerable

the cuckold possesses whats known as detectives' authority

it's finally happening. you're on your childhood best friend's bed, and she's about to take her clothes off. you wake up in the hospital, thinking you just had an unfortunately really good dream. there's a letter from her near your bed. turns out she had been wearing weights for the entire time you knew her, and the building collapsed once she took them off. she can now move too fast for the human eye to see, so you will never see her naked form in your life. hopefully you can sort this out once you're out of the hospital.

you just have a note taking fetish

beating up a hero of justice girl and calling her performative and idealist and she gets noticeably hard

On the other hand, it is really, really cute when someone who clearly doesn't know how to emote "properly" is forced to "smile". Ends of mouth pulled upward with no idea of how far to go or what angle to hold. Lips pull inward or outward awkwardly. Eyes distort confused or twisted unsure of the shape to make. Frankly we should be talking more about how it's possible to smile badly.

the pullstring is NOT an erogenous zone??? quit that

i like when they don't fuck because it leaves a big hollow sex-shaped cavity

Is this an elf job I keep hearing about?