normal adult woman

yay i finally landen my side aerial last night. for the past week ive been completing the rotation but falling on my butt at the end

everyone who thinks their cats know their names are being delusional, ive had a million cats and none have ever known their name

i cut all my hair off and im obsessed i forgot how much I love a little bob

ugh it pisses me off that during activities or games with my bf and brothers im always the worst one since they're bigger and stronger 😑

it's been hard to find a used couch in good condition because good condition to me is a gross nasty dog never sat on it and ruined it

someone bought a vivienne westwood necklace from my poshmark im locked out of. if you leave a message and a comment and no one answers why would you purchase the $300 item

stop posting about toxic shock syndrome, you're making me scared

my most loyal brother... he told the truth to cps for me

i love my job at the community college, this week my work was make a paper mache treasure chest

i made doner kebab with lots of garlic in everything and it gives me spicy poops and heart burn and general uncomfortableness but it's sooooo good

i love that simply nailogical doesn't have kids. i hate kids and hate when women have them