it's not a democracy, it's cheerocracy

“he does make weird noises, don’t he?” she asked, kissing ben’s head. “you make weird noises sometimes huh? that’s how we know you’re mine,” patience said. “so, what are you up to out here?” she asked, looking at her sister. “did we interrupt something important?”

@patiencelopez: y'all gonna make this baby think he's loved or something

we have lake beaches, those are pretty fun. and there’s no seaweed to get wrapped around your ankles or seagulls to shit on your head or steal things out of your hand. you’re your own woman, you do what you wanna do regardless of anybody else’s opinion.

ben was a pretty good baby for the most part. of course there were days where he just couldn’t be comforted, but all babies had those days. hell, most adults had those days. and today was one of those days. he was fussy, clingy, and just plain miserable. so patience decided to take a walk with him. after getting him situated in the mommy wrap she swore by, she started their walk. it didn’t take long for her to get to a more shaded spot . the second she stepped on a crunchy leaf, ben made the tiniest giggle. this was the magic spot of the day, then. she kept walking, small laughs coming from the baby now and then, until she heard a familiar voice, to which she rolled her eyes with a smile and walked closer. “are we murderers, button?” she asked, carefully sitting next to her sister and taking the baby out of the wrap.

@patiencelopez: RIGHT??? it's offensive

@patiencelopez: too bad he looks like his dad. i spent ten months cooking him, and most of prom night in labor with him, went through the pain and tried to give up pushing... all for him to look like his fucking father

@patiencelopez: yes!! come see him, he's actually fun now that he can babble and laugh

@patiencelopez: i'm irritated to know her -_-

@patiencelopez: THANK YOU and i called her ass out on that too

@patiencelopez: you don't have to apologize for her, you didn't do it. she said "she didn't know" that we're together?? BULLSHIT. i already ripped her a new ass tho

patience: lmao i know he is, i don’t need your reassurance. stay the fuck away from mason

patience: GOOD! i don’t wanna see you either, you’re a fucking snake

patience: i DON’T trust you! because there’s no fucking way you didn’t know! it was sneaky, it was SNAKEY! oh, you hate the way i’m “treating” you? i’m calling your ass out! you know that i hate? the fact that you CAME AT MY BOYFRIEND

patience: so you haven’t “heard or read” anything in almost a whole fucking year? during my ten months of pregnancy?! i visit uncle kurt and uncle blaine all the god damn time, we constantly talk about how the baby is and how mason and i are, and the fabric my curtains were made out of! you don’t get to say “i didn’t know” when i know damn well you knew, there’s no fucking way possible you didn’t

@patiencelopez: this sweet smiley boy @mason-lynn

patience: there’s no way you didn’t know hayden!! you KNOW i have ben, everyone knows mason is his father, and everyone knows we’re together!

@patiencelopez: yeah, "anyways"