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i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

Oh god… this took me way longer to get than it should have, but this punchline is PERFECT.

my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal

Hulk and thot are the YouTube avengers

gonna get buff n pick ppl up

You gonna do the good ghibli hugs where you pick up the other person?

nah just gonna toss em as far as i can