Official PATCO

You are Not Allowed to meow in the quiet car.

Happy thanksgiving weekend! We're delayed because fuck you :)

don't worry about that rat on the tracks, that's geraldo. he's chill.

We've gotten many messages from people asking us if we can hit Kevin Patullo with one of our train cars. Please redirect these requests to SEPTA and see if they'd be willing to do it.

disappointed by the unreliability of the phillies bullpen? just know we would never do you like that, girl.

We here at PATCO are also missing the vibes of the 2008 postseason.

there will be No Mercy for those arriving 30 seconds late for the train because their coworker was 8 minutes late.

We heard everyone was being massively inconvenienced by SEPTA cuts and decided now was a good time to massively inconvenience everyone with some cuts of our own!

logging back in to say we are on a 48 hour birds lockdown. it is go birds now. nothing else.

no don't worry you sprinting onto the train as the doors were closing was very cool and cinematic

happy pride to all the public transit gays

the p in patco once again stands for the phightins

congestion pricing in philly when