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When he looks at you like you’re stupid and you’re not stupid

YALL HAVE NO CHILL

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Universe: You will never get a boyfriend. Me:

#mypenguin #loveatfirstbite #waddledtomyheart #Ihatemyself

My Relationship with my Mom and bursting into song P.3

Mom: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS YOUR 2nd TICKET IN 4 MONTHS. I'm so disappointed.

Me: Look at me,I will never pass for a perfect bride, or a perfect daughter.

Mom: You're grounded

#mulan #disney #mommyandme #songs

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It Belongs To Kitty

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Same, people do get pretty confused when I touch them randomly and then call them best friend for the rest of my life though...

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Shark Rescue

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Sometimes I forget to,

#singlepringle

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i walk into maria reynolds’ house

longing for: angelica

missing my: wife

dick: out

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I am forcibly removed from the narrative

My Relationship with my Mom and bursting into song P.2

Me:*Has the worst Cold of life*

Mom: Have you taken a NyQuil or anything?

Me: Just a Spoonful *Sneeze* of Sugar Helps the medicine *Coughs for about 5 minutes* go down.

Mom: This is just pathetic.

#musical #mary poppins #sickness #Sing

My Relationship with my Mom and bursting into song P.1

Mom: How are you gonna get back on track in life Alison???

Me: There are a million things I haven't done but just you WAITTTTTTTTT!

Mom: How did you become such an odd human? I am pretty sure I never dropped you as a baby.

Me: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore..

Mom: What are you even saying anymore?!? Are you on drugs? and you said SON OF A WHAT? Say that again I dare you

Me: *Silence for all eternity*

#hamilton #mommyandme #she loves me #musical

Worse, Movie or Boy?

I don’t know what is more confusing, Men or the plot line to Interstellar either way I have been taken in a very weird direction of thought tonight.

#foreverconfused #singlepringle #interstellar #men #think about it

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