THE GREAT FITZGERALD

“But that reaction is priceless, old sport!” He may or may not have been recording said reaction on his phone. 

Why get poisoned when there are so many sales to shop and so little time?

Minds his own damn business playing mayoi on his phone while barricaded by items he bought on sale while ADA and The Port Mafia scramble to save their respective leaders. 

“She was the one who found me when I was on the streets and roused me out of my bout of depression. She’s not going anywhere,” he says with all of the confidence of a man of his standing possesses in spades. “Too bad I can’t say the same for your tiger. Speaking of which, how is the agency enjoying my generous present? An entire boat to cruise in must be such a luxury for your lot.” 

“I’m as spry as I was when I was a young lad, do not be mistaken.” 

OOC. Thanks for all of the fun today! I’ve drafted a few things and will be on again throughout the weekend ~ Also feel free to HMU on my other BSD blog <3 

     he  DEFINITELY  nullified  THAT  insult.

“Indeed, Daniel-kun. I wouldn’t expect someone so miserable and so single to understand the unique pleasures of having found your soulmate.” 

“I prefer active participation over voyeurism, old sport. Furthermore, as I have told you before, I am a happily married man. So no matter how much you lust after me, I must politely decline.” 

“ . . . ” 

“You and your ability are still quite valuable to me, unfortunately, so you don’t need to worry about losing your job anytime soon. But also, I’m sure you can find something better than a pumpkin to put your manhood in. Don’t be desperate.”