Be Gay Make Oat Milk

Oh hey I started this job

"This choice was thematically appropriate but it makes me sad," a memoir

I know this character had to die but what if they didn't: the squeakwel

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again

heterosexual women, i am holding your hand while i say this. please… enough. haven’t we endured enough?

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

i love it when a mutual in law hates me but their mutual fucking loves me eat your heart out honey i’m fucking your wife tonight

The social forces that prevent you from being able to admit to your own desires in the safety of your own mind are far more evil than any desire you could have.

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️