you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

realizing this was such a paradigm shift for me and i have to wonder what other "uselessly" gendered products are like this, where they actually are different in a way that would be useful to consumers but some marketing department decided instead of just saying what the difference is, to prescribe which you need based on the most arbitrary metric, so nebulous that what it even means varies from person to person. as if they think you're too dumb to look at "anti-chafing powder formula" and "lightweight gel formula" and decide for yourself which one would work best.

they should invent shoplifting for online stores

i went out for milk and ended up making like 6 new friends, marching in a parade, reuniting with one of my childhood friends, watched a drag queen eviserate a piñata and also forgot to buy the milk

im such a sitcom C plot character tbh

what do you mean they shot trump

unfortunately this is 100% gonna be his reichstag fire moment but at least it's fun for now

there is no chance he doesn't spin this into oodles of sympathy, win the election, use it as an excuse for authoritarian policy, and do a fuckton of damage both within and without the country. if he's still alive by november, this is gonna blow. for now though ? im gonna do a little jig.

them missing their shot on trump... that reminds me of how i missed my shot with you. give me a call if youre feeling up to it

Can you imagine the afternoon we could have been having right now

can they let the guy try again

everything is about to get so much more annoying now

what matters now is that we all still show up to the polls in November and vote for Hamas

it's not too late for a revolutionary bacteria to crawl into the wound

comrade sepsis we are all counting on you

Let today be a reminder of why you go practice at the fucking range first