Those are the best kind

I thought all Brits had weird royalty fantasies though, that have too many buck teeth, and weird horsey shit. 

And who knows what fucking brits like. They are just all horrible. They're named stupid shit like Nadine and they watch Glee way too much and ship Faberry. They are just horrible people. We are better off without the lot of them!

Mr Parker, I make this association because you used to run around my living room, spider climbing the plush “buildings” in your little spidey suit. 

If you remember that, then I'm sure you remember how great my package looked in said suit. I had to think of the queen to keep my tiny boy boner down.

And you're only saying I'm Spiderman because by some weird coincidence, my last name is Parker.