Greed

Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.

(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)

Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.

Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!

American adventure photographer Mike Mezeul II has captured what is arguably one of the most stunning images of Mother Nature at work.

tldr: the French family was shopping at our local Costco when their nonverbal son with schizophrenia pushed an off duty police officer. the officer was holding his baby and quickly gave it to his wife and immediately pulled a gun. The French family begged with the officer and explained that their son was sick and that it was an accident. the cop ignored, shot and killed their son, then shot Mr. and Mrs. French (who were simply begging him not to shoot) and put both of them in ICU. Mr. French was in there for a short period while Mrs. French was in ICU for even longer. 

While they were recovering, the police wouldn’t release video footage, and the officer who shot claimed he was ‘knocked unconscious’ by Mr. and Mrs. French’s son. Everyone who witnessed the incident said that was a lie, and that the officer was never unconscious at any fucking point.

It’s hard to picture this, but I need you to. A nonverbal man, who was shopping for groceries with his family for fathers day, was shot and killed. Both parents begged multiple times and tried to explain. 

His mother recalls: ‘Paola French also says she pleaded with the officer. “I told Officer Sanchez not to shoot twice. I even said please,” she recalled between sobs. “I was pleading for our son and our lives. I was still shot in the back. What threat did I pose to him?“’

Kenneth French (the nonverbal son) was shot at least twice. Russel (the father) French was shot in the abdomen. Paola was shot in the back and had to go through SEVEN SURGERIES in an attempt to recover. That is at least 4 shots right there. All because of one accidental push. These were shots at unarmed, innocent people who were just trying to take care of their son and go get some groceries so they could have a nice fathers day.

There’s so much more, but please read it all here.

please don’t let this die. this officer needs to have his fucking reality checked.

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

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