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VELMA! Let's make a video.

Yaaaasss

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This is what happens in physics class.

Me on my way to flirt

#flirting master #jk lol no #on my way to flirt #gonna steal your heart #not really

Coffee is a rainbow octopus.

-A Brunette with ADHD

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So I found a missing tile from my high school floors, and I decided to keep it and doodle on it!

#behold the glory of my uterus #i am made of muscle #i eat hands #what do clocks eat #what are turtles

Ohhh classic Velma!!

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A good song about a woman who fakes a pregnancy to get free bread :P

#hot crossed bun #youre not pregnant #stop goofing around with that wall over there #the wall never loved you in the first place

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This song has been stuck in my head all day.

#porn is good for the soul #dont be porn #marina is my queen

The words of my fabulous guest dance teacher:

A basket full of sunshine, KICK BALL CHANGE, KICK BALL CHANGE, jazz pirouette!!

#so amazing fabulous #haha ohhhh dance class

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Here is the actual drawing I made.

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My friend tried to set me up with two different guys at the same party. We are all watching a movie and I look over to see them making out.

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I don’t think you understand, I freaking love mustard.

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NOOOOOOO

#i hate mustard but barnabas does #ewwww mustard #it has the word tard in it #more reasons to hate it #yelllloooww

If I ever grow up to be a famous pop star, I want my alias to be Queen Of Cups.

#haha its the name of a tarot card #so hipster and rad #i will be QUEEN

I am sometimes very confused about men and how they tick.

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