hey btw you should betray your sense of personhood in order to save a world you are not even part of

triptych shpuld kiss sloppy style, but I’m worried it would take out their dentures

canon murderer thamni is my favourite thing ever. he told lily he was not a violent man but he would become one for sephy if someone hurt her. he was speaking from experience

was it casual when i cursed you to believe that no one remembered you except me?

The triptych is so crazy I hope those old men kissed before they became corpses

Sephy fans piss me off so much bc you say Sephy is your favourite character and everyone goes ‘well yeah, shes the best, look at her. Shes so cool and talented and wholesome. Everyone loves Sephy’ and then you say youre a Tor fan and everyone goes ‘hmm. Bitch’ and theyre right again

theres gotta be more Paracelsus fanfic or Im gonna go apeshit

paracelsus is fr that bitch i dont care what anyone else says i would also use my incredible magical abilities to torment blond men

hate when a duo is so iconic you forget they haven’t met in canon yet. what do you mean tor and thamni dont know who the other is, they should be in a get along shirt together

i need a thamni noise compilation right now i love that pathetic old man

tor is the kind of character to be so tough and formidable until one pretty woman calls him pathetic, and thats ultimately why I am a tor kinnie

‘what’s your roman empire?’ that time sephy rolled a nat20 and accidentally avoided a boss battle

Paracelsus posting is so fun bc what do you mean this thousand year old mage has big naturals. Why did you say that? Where does that come from?