pán sípja

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

the take that “enemies to lovers doesn’t have to involve violence!!!” is so boring. knives to the throat or don’t bother

indeed.com/jobs/living-weapon

It's not enough to call your knight a "good boy". Sometimes you've got to hit him with a "you're the only one worthy to sit at my feet".

hatred that morphs to obsession that morphs to devotion. is this anything

I will never ever in my life get tired of the villain and their fiercely loyal second-in-command having weirdly intense sexual tension

"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

(stroking your cheek) i would find and kill you in any lifetime

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair