A Hopeless Romantic

must be awkward to live in the kingdom hearts universe and have a name with an X in it. introduce yourself like hey guys what's up my name's alexis :) and everyone kind of sucks their teeth and looks at each other uncomfortably whispering oh umm is she... you know... *mimes stabbing their own heart out*

sometimes lesbian homewrecking is the only ethical option

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

Everyone's way too soft on dog owners. They should have to pick up the pee too

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

WAIT

there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

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