Top Hat wearing Ailuropoda melanoleuca

sometimes lesbian homewrecking is the only ethical option

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

my favorite carol sturka was when she found herself getting a bit too besotted with the zosiahive so she had to go back to her house and write They. Eat. People on her whiteboard