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big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

sometimes lesbian homewrecking is the only ethical option

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complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair