∞ Light And Darkness In One ∞

"Hrmph."

"Hm."

((…. should I take this as a compliment?))

"Ready to give it all up for a parliament?" 

"Debatable. I have often wondered, though at the moment, I merely speak out of protest from being on foot all day."

ooc; I swear I used to be a serious roleplay blog. I don’t know what happened.

There there.

"Your worst nightmares."

Should I tell him that my worst nightmare involves being sat on by all three of the Magus Sisters?  No that would be highly inappropriate.  "I do not think that is the truth of the matter."

"Eh. Just bein’ honest, sweetheart. Hehehe. Sue me."

"...Well you are not one to hold back, are you?  I shall make a note of this. Incidentally, you failed to mention where you are from."

"What the——you insulted me! You’ll pay for this, pretty boy! Get over here!"

"I shall do no such thing!  If he is to cast the first stone, shall I point out you blatantly called my kingdom a cesspool?"

"That would be awesome—" Locke replied, quickly stifling the ‘sir’ that wanted to tumble out so that he could speak as he normally would. “From what you’re sayin’, it sounds like you guys have been through some shit too, huh? I’ve heard of other worlds havin’ problems, too. Are we only able to travel to worlds like that?" Where were the Utopian vacation worlds?

"Be that as it may, the proverbial gates have been opened, and I have seen many number of people come and go."

"Tch. Cheeky brat!"

"Actually, I would consider myself patient, above all else, but to each his own."

"Heh. Yeah, well——your tastes fucking suck."

"Your compliment is noted."

"The fuck did you say about my clothes?!"

"They are a bit too bright for my tastes, but I cannot speak for anyone else but myself."

"Eh. Never heard of it. Must be a reeeeal shithole. Hehehe."

"Nevertheless, say what you will, but we do house the largest airship fleet on the planet."