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guys there's a green cat in my computer what do i do

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*dirty talking* youβve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now
if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward
Zafaras are the best
This girl is making me consider getting another one, gosh I love zafaras Attack on @tortieart.bsky.social

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Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...
Edit: Now with an ID from @a-captions-blog! Thank you for writing it!
[Art description: A PokΓ©mon-themed comic featuring OP as a Pikachu. Long description follows.
1. The tips of Pikachuβs ears are shown with text that says, βIβm a Pikachu / My world is filled with lots of cool stuff. Sometimes it feels like anything is possible!β Under this is a collage showing a Charizard, a Pidgeotto, a Nidoking, an Eevee, and an Ivysaur, all in the background as the Pikachu looks up in wonder. Text reads, βAll sorts of types, all sorts of attacks, all sorts of Pokemon.β
2. Text says, βBut...only two ways a Pikachuβs tail could look.β Two boxes in the upper corners show the male and female Pikachu tails, respectively. The male has a rectangular end to his tale, and the female has a heart-shaped end to hers. Text continues, βSo then, what am I?β A large drawing of the narrator Pikachu is shown, with an arrow pointing to their tail, whose end is split somewhat like scissors and doesnβt match either the male or female drawing above.
3. Text says, βToo pointy to be [female], too much of a V-shape to be [male]. I thought there was something wrong with me.β Under this are three cascading panels showing the Pikachu from below at an angle emphasizing their tail. The second panel shows mel further away, and in the final panel she have disappeared entirely. Text on the panels reads, βI felt / very, very, very / alone.β
4. Text says, βBut then, something happened. I found others like me.β The art shows the narrator reaching out to another Pikachu. Under this are three other Pikachu. One has a rounded tail, one has a tail that has been stitched up to be rectangular, and one has a tail with a slight spike at the tip.
5. Closeups are shown of each of the tails from the previous panel, with text that says, βRound tails, scarred tails, spiky tails.β Under this is a drawing of the Pikachu all hugging with lightning coming from their cheeks. Text reads, βThey told me nothing was wrong with me, and I wasnΒ΄t alone anymore.β
6. Text says, βThere are many ways a Pikachuβs tail can look. Iβve heard thereβs at least over 30 different variations.β Under this are two panels. The first panel shows the narrator lying on their back on a background of male and female symbols. Text reads, βSome days are still hard.β In the second panel, the Pikachu with the scarred tail is shown with text that says, βMy friend tells me her tail used to look just like mine. It was taken from her.β
8. The narrator is shown sitting and looking upwards. Text reads, βSome trainers wonβt accept Pikachu that arenβt [male] or [female]. They alter our tails without our consent. But things are getting better. We are making change. Weβre fighting so that our tails will be left alone.β Under this is a panel showing the four Pikachu running happily towards the right. Text reads, βWeβre all on a spectrum. Every tail looks different; anything is possible.β
The final text reads, βThis is a comic about intersex people.β The watermark in the lower right says @ PostManic. \End descriptions
can i be real with you i'm gonna start biting people
Me..Every..Single..Day⦠:)(:
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Don't get married; just dress like this to go grocery shopping
Gives Tuxedo Mask vibes.
remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that
this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler
not really sure how to get her out though
for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her
Hate to do this again so soon since I literally JUST picked up groceries but I cannot stomach normal food and could use a couple bucks to go order crackers and maybe some soup and Gatorade ;w; ty
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Hate to do this again so soon since I literally JUST picked up groceries but I cannot stomach normal food and could use a couple bucks to go order crackers and maybe some soup and Gatorade ;w; ty
ko-fi.com/fillyfooler/

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waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.
And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!
Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.
also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.
Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.