Bleh.

Me, an athiest : you go, you funky little christians

so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are

This is just with the streetlamp equivalent of using lampshades. Imagine what truly directional city lights could achieve?

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

long-buried special interest in goosebumps at the end of my bed: it’s time

My Brain, immediately: Hurl your phone into the sea and become one with the moss that grows deep in the forest. The human world is done with you, and you cannot return there ever again.

tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

“Babygirl, I’m gonna need you to enhance that image for me”

I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk. 

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020

Regardless of what you think of this tree… this comment was my favourite out of the collection of people who didn’t know deer shed their antlers every spring