I dont have Friends, John

I really hate that one tumblr post that’s like “you know that weird half jog thing white people do when they cross the street” because I think about it every single time I do that weird half jog thing when I cross the street

when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed

WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS

Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

eVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THEIS IEGREFDWS FUCKE VERTYT REF

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT????  jfc i’m dELETING

#is that an example or a reason