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“Is that blood?!”

“You didn’t have to kill them!”

“Your car is dented, who did you hit?!”

“I could always just kill them…”

“Why are your knuckles bruised?”

“Just go! I’ll clean up this mess.“ 

“You busted my lip!”

“You clean up, I’ll hide the body.”

“They deserved it.”

“Dont you dare hit me!“ 

“I liked killing them.”

“Oh God, there’s so much blood!“ 

“Don’t be a baby, I only kicked you in the balls.”

“Kill them! Go on!“ 

“Who gave you that black eye?!”

“They died happy at least.“ 

“Do you want me to hit you?!“ 

“Get rid of them and I promise I’ll never bother you again.“ 

“I’ll kill you, I swear!“ 

“They were trying to kill me! I had to defend myself!”

“I’ll kill every last one of them.“ 

“Ow! I think you’ve broken my arm!”

“I’ll fight beside you.“ 

“Are you burning a body?”

“I was protecting you!”

“Don’t be alarmed, but I may have just run a guy over.”

“Have you ever killed anyone before? Be truthful.”

“It was an accident!”

“Well, you should’ve thought about that before you hit them with your car!”

“Burn the body and lets go.”

“I’m glad they’re dead!”

“They’re not going to make it.”

“Don’t you dare die on me!”

“I had to do it.”

“I killed them so we can be together, don’t you see that?”

“I may or may not have a dead person in my basement.”

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Pacey/Jen Moments

@paceywitless (the lack of a Halloween episode in season 4 is actually pretty disappointing–I’m going on the record. Also scaredy-cat Joey is the best)

GET TO KNOW THE DC CHARACTERS » Pacey Witter

❛ We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all. ❜

❛ Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? ❜

❛ You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. ❜

❛ I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. ❜

❛ When you grow up, your heart dies. ❜

❛ Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. ❜

❛ Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns. ❜

❛ I don’t have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan. ❜

❛ Being bad feels pretty good, huh? ❜

❛ Could you describe the ruckus, sir? ❜

❛ What do you need a fake I.D. for? ❜

❛ I’ll do anything sexual. I don’t need a million dollars to do it either. ❜

❛ Eat my shorts. ❜

❛ You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. ❜

❛ So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right? ❜

❛ ‘Cause I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch? ❜

❛ Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won’t be needing a drink. Naked lady says… ❜

❛ You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem. ❜

❛ Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language. ❜

❛ No, I don’t wear tights. I wear the required uniform. ❜

❛ You’re an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you’re a liar too. ❜

❛ I’m thinkin’ of tryin’ out for a scholarship. ❜

❛ Don’t you want to hear my excuse?❜

❛ Why do you have to insult everybody? ❜

❛ Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me? ❜

❛ You’re kind of sexy when you’re angry. ❜

❛ If I lose my temper you’re totaled, man. ❜

❛ Why didn’t you want me to know that you are a virgin? ❜

❛ I don’t think either one of them gives a shit about me. It’s like they use me just to get back at each other. ❜

❛ Don’t you ever talk about my friends. You don’t know any of my friends. You don’t look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn’t condescend to speak to any of my friends. ❜

❛ It’s wrong to destroy literature. It’s such fun to read. ❜

❛ Vodka? When do you drink vodka? ❜

❛ How does one become a janitor? ❜

❛ By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast. ❜

❛ I want to congratulate you for being on time. ❜

❛ He’s just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him. ❜

❛ Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. ❜

❛ That’s what I thought. You’re a gutless turd. ❜

❛ Keep your fuckin’ hands off me! I’d expect better manners from you, _____. ❜

❛ Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you’re ready, pal. ❜

❛ Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. ❜

❛ Are you a virgin? I’ll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let’s end the suspense! Is it gonna be… a white wedding? ❜

❛ Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? ❜

❛ Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… hoping to God your parents don’t walk in? ❜

❛ You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you. ❜

❛ What did you wanna be when you were young? ❜

❛ When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon. ❜

❛ _____, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It’s pretty tasty. ❜

❛ Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. ❜

❛ The next time I have to come in here I’m crackin’ skulls. ❜

❛ Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? You know, like, sit in alleyways and, like, talk to buildings and wear men’s shoes and that kinda thing? ❜

❛ I’m a fucking idiot because I can’t make a lamp? ❜

❛ Yo wastoid, you’re not gonna blaze up in here. ❜