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@p4tsy-pl4sma
Name is Patsy. They/it. Loyal member of Team Plasma and knight of Lord N since 200X.
Here partially to spread Plasmaâs message and partially for personal reasons. None of which are your business.
I do not own any PokĂŠmon, but I do have an assigned companion. Sheâs an Axew. She is not my âpartnerâ, and I am not her trainer- she is a free creature.
Donât get on my nerves and weâll get along just fine. Signing off.
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Ohhh my STARSSS this timeline canât hold itself together for a SECOND!!! How the heck did this stupid random kid witness an image of the future?!
6cshebrror3$*#%%?|> câŞâŞâŞâŞ
@p4tsy-pl4sma asked:
Whatâs this âsecret plasma foodâ you keep going on about?
HE SAID! IN PLASMA KITCHEN! WE NEED TO FIND IT!
âŚWas this âheâ someone FROM Plasma?
YES! MY FRIEND!
Good grief, an idiot like that better have been demoted.
âŚI, uh. Itâs not really from Plasmaâs kitchen, but⌠I have a secret stash of food I snagged from the outside. From back when I was still permitted to go on missions, I meanâŚ
I can⌠give some of it to you or whatever?
NO! I WANT SECRET PLASMA FOOD!
Okay, jeez! So much for trying to be niceâŚ
Have fun getting chased out and scolded then.
PLEASE?
You just said you didnât want my food!
WHERE IS YOUR SECRET PLASMA FOOD?
I have no idea what âsecret foodâ youâre talking about! All the stuff in the kitchen is exclusively for meals prepared for Plasmaâs followers!
AND DEINO?
No??? PokĂŠmon food gets prepared⌠I donât actually know where but I donât. Think itâs in the kitchen.
IN THE KITCHEN IS NOTHING! YOU ARE HIDING IT!
Are you SURE youâre in Plasmaâs castle? Iâm pretty sure there wouldnât be nothing.
CASTLE IN THE MOUNTAIN?
Itâs⌠never mind, I shouldnât be telling you where it is. You probably found some abandoned mansion or something.
THIS ONE!
[Photo: that's definitely the inside of Plasma's castle, but it seems like it's been abandoned for many years]
I⌠what? How is that-
This is a joke. Youâre pulling some shitty joke on me.
âŚOw, my headâŚ
@p4tsy-pl4sma asked:
Whatâs this âsecret plasma foodâ you keep going on about?
HE SAID! IN PLASMA KITCHEN! WE NEED TO FIND IT!
âŚWas this âheâ someone FROM Plasma?
YES! MY FRIEND!
Good grief, an idiot like that better have been demoted.
âŚI, uh. Itâs not really from Plasmaâs kitchen, but⌠I have a secret stash of food I snagged from the outside. From back when I was still permitted to go on missions, I meanâŚ
I can⌠give some of it to you or whatever?
NO! I WANT SECRET PLASMA FOOD!
Okay, jeez! So much for trying to be niceâŚ
Have fun getting chased out and scolded then.
PLEASE?
You just said you didnât want my food!
WHERE IS YOUR SECRET PLASMA FOOD?
I have no idea what âsecret foodâ youâre talking about! All the stuff in the kitchen is exclusively for meals prepared for Plasmaâs followers!
AND DEINO?
No??? PokĂŠmon food gets prepared⌠I donât actually know where but I donât. Think itâs in the kitchen.
IN THE KITCHEN IS NOTHING! YOU ARE HIDING IT!
Are you SURE youâre in Plasmaâs castle? Iâm pretty sure there wouldnât be nothing.
CASTLE IN THE MOUNTAIN?
Itâs⌠never mind, I shouldnât be telling you where it is. You probably found some abandoned mansion or something.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
@p4tsy-pl4sma asked:
Whatâs this âsecret plasma foodâ you keep going on about?
HE SAID! IN PLASMA KITCHEN! WE NEED TO FIND IT!
âŚWas this âheâ someone FROM Plasma?
YES! MY FRIEND!
Good grief, an idiot like that better have been demoted.
âŚI, uh. Itâs not really from Plasmaâs kitchen, but⌠I have a secret stash of food I snagged from the outside. From back when I was still permitted to go on missions, I meanâŚ
I can⌠give some of it to you or whatever?
NO! I WANT SECRET PLASMA FOOD!
Okay, jeez! So much for trying to be niceâŚ
Have fun getting chased out and scolded then.
PLEASE?
You just said you didnât want my food!
WHERE IS YOUR SECRET PLASMA FOOD?
I have no idea what âsecret foodâ youâre talking about! All the stuff in the kitchen is exclusively for meals prepared for Plasmaâs followers!
AND DEINO?
No??? PokĂŠmon food gets prepared⌠I donât actually know where but I donât. Think itâs in the kitchen.
IN THE KITCHEN IS NOTHING! YOU ARE HIDING IT!
Are you SURE youâre in Plasmaâs castle? Iâm pretty sure there wouldnât be nothing.
@p4tsy-pl4sma asked:
Whatâs this âsecret plasma foodâ you keep going on about?
HE SAID! IN PLASMA KITCHEN! WE NEED TO FIND IT!
âŚWas this âheâ someone FROM Plasma?
YES! MY FRIEND!
Good grief, an idiot like that better have been demoted.
âŚI, uh. Itâs not really from Plasmaâs kitchen, but⌠I have a secret stash of food I snagged from the outside. From back when I was still permitted to go on missions, I meanâŚ
I can⌠give some of it to you or whatever?
NO! I WANT SECRET PLASMA FOOD!
Okay, jeez! So much for trying to be niceâŚ
Have fun getting chased out and scolded then.
PLEASE?
You just said you didnât want my food!
WHERE IS YOUR SECRET PLASMA FOOD?
I have no idea what âsecret foodâ youâre talking about! All the stuff in the kitchen is exclusively for meals prepared for Plasmaâs followers!
AND DEINO?
No??? PokĂŠmon food gets prepared⌠I donât actually know where but I donât. Think itâs in the kitchen.
@p4tsy-pl4sma asked:
Whatâs this âsecret plasma foodâ you keep going on about?
HE SAID! IN PLASMA KITCHEN! WE NEED TO FIND IT!
âŚWas this âheâ someone FROM Plasma?
YES! MY FRIEND!
Good grief, an idiot like that better have been demoted.
âŚI, uh. Itâs not really from Plasmaâs kitchen, but⌠I have a secret stash of food I snagged from the outside. From back when I was still permitted to go on missions, I meanâŚ
I can⌠give some of it to you or whatever?
NO! I WANT SECRET PLASMA FOOD!
Okay, jeez! So much for trying to be niceâŚ
Have fun getting chased out and scolded then.
PLEASE?
You just said you didnât want my food!
WHERE IS YOUR SECRET PLASMA FOOD?
I have no idea what âsecret foodâ youâre talking about! All the stuff in the kitchen is exclusively for meals prepared for Plasmaâs followers!
@p4tsy-pl4sma asked:
Whatâs this âsecret plasma foodâ you keep going on about?
HE SAID! IN PLASMA KITCHEN! WE NEED TO FIND IT!
âŚWas this âheâ someone FROM Plasma?
YES! MY FRIEND!
Good grief, an idiot like that better have been demoted.
âŚI, uh. Itâs not really from Plasmaâs kitchen, but⌠I have a secret stash of food I snagged from the outside. From back when I was still permitted to go on missions, I meanâŚ
I can⌠give some of it to you or whatever?
NO! I WANT SECRET PLASMA FOOD!
Okay, jeez! So much for trying to be niceâŚ
Have fun getting chased out and scolded then.
PLEASE?
You just said you didnât want my food!
@p4tsy-pl4sma asked:
Whatâs this âsecret plasma foodâ you keep going on about?
HE SAID! IN PLASMA KITCHEN! WE NEED TO FIND IT!
âŚWas this âheâ someone FROM Plasma?
YES! MY FRIEND!
Good grief, an idiot like that better have been demoted.
âŚI, uh. Itâs not really from Plasmaâs kitchen, but⌠I have a secret stash of food I snagged from the outside. From back when I was still permitted to go on missions, I meanâŚ
I can⌠give some of it to you or whatever?
NO! I WANT SECRET PLASMA FOOD!
Okay, jeez! So much for trying to be niceâŚ
Have fun getting chased out and scolded then.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
@p4tsy-pl4sma asked:
Whatâs this âsecret plasma foodâ you keep going on about?
HE SAID! IN PLASMA KITCHEN! WE NEED TO FIND IT!
âŚWas this âheâ someone FROM Plasma?
YES! MY FRIEND!
Good grief, an idiot like that better have been demoted.
âŚI, uh. Itâs not really from Plasmaâs kitchen, but⌠I have a secret stash of food I snagged from the outside. From back when I was still permitted to go on missions, I meanâŚ
I can⌠give some of it to you or whatever?
@p4tsy-pl4sma asked:
Whatâs this âsecret plasma foodâ you keep going on about?
HE SAID! IN PLASMA KITCHEN! WE NEED TO FIND IT!
âŚWas this âheâ someone FROM Plasma?
Ugh. Fuck it. Iâm not rolling in self-pity over this anymore and Iâm not gonna fall for any damn outsiders trying to guilt me or tell me how to âdealâ with it
Iâm fine. Iâll BE fine. Iâm still loyal to the Prince, no matter if he hates me or not. I just need to prove Iâm still worthy to serve him.
I donât even know for sure if it was trying to attack us. It was just⌠barking and jumped down from its bed towards us.
I donât know. I donât know. I just shouldnât have been in there- I shouldnât have dragged him into it. Fuck.
ATTACK BECAUSE HUMANS ARE SCARY!
It wasnât attacking N while he was talking to it. It was doing just fine, listening to him and acting totally calm. So I donât understand why it⌠maybe it was me being there?
âŚPssht. They say Absols sense disasters. Maybe it could tell Iâm basically one on legs.
BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD?
âŚI donât want to be
I donât even know for sure if it was trying to attack us. It was just⌠barking and jumped down from its bed towards us.
I donât know. I donât know. I just shouldnât have been in there- I shouldnât have dragged him into it. Fuck.
ATTACK BECAUSE HUMANS ARE SCARY!
It wasnât attacking N while he was talking to it. It was doing just fine, listening to him and acting totally calm. So I donât understand why it⌠maybe it was me being there?
âŚPssht. They say Absols sense disasters. Maybe it could tell Iâm basically one on legs.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
I donât even know for sure if it was trying to attack us. It was just⌠barking and jumped down from its bed towards us.
I donât know. I donât know. I just shouldnât have been in there- I shouldnât have dragged him into it. Fuck.
>Claims to be a loyal team plazma grunt that cares about pokemon
>Blames the absol when it lashes out.
You are part of the problem.
Where the hell did I ever say I blamed the damn Absol you utter shithead. Unlike the fucking PokĂŠmon abusers you call trainers, I have the balls to admit when I fucked up and hurt a PokĂŠmon, AND take the punishment that comes after.
I donât know why the Absol lashed out but it doesnât matter⌠I shouldnât have been in that infirmary. No excuse can absolve me for raising a hand against it like that, regardless if it was to protect the Prince or notâŚ
