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Fuck the police I also hate gold fish.

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my body is a machine that turns penis into bit-off penis.

#mad cow disease

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if you keep saying bigoted shit I’m going to set my despicable fleshy creatures on you and that’s how it’s gonna be yo.

#Notag #aint a tag to be found

Chest buster (alien) roasting atop a conceptually ill-defined spire. Jack Frosts tip is on my toes.

#Christmas slime #The power of christ compiles you into a small but effective list

FORK spotted in the KITCHEN, he is cooking DINNER for his beautiful SPOON husband and their beautiful SPORK children.

Finna put 100 elastic bands around your meow meow until they pop like an oblong melon.

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she Kurt on my COBEAN till my COPEEN goes KABOOM.

#nirvanaonthattharang

#Nirbanaonthatthrang

first I get horny, and then I get scientific.

#glazeddonut #tylerstatments

in that pussy doin the quiet coyote.

#shhhhh #pinchthebean

Ima impoverished poet who

just pissed in your

paediatricians pants.

#urinate #stoptryingtoprescribemeprozac

Despite all my legs I am still

just a rat laying eggs.

#Rat #egg #sometimes I am unsure if my face is my own #jake that thang #pipebomb hidden in a tang container call that bitch my retainer

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I have a dick upon which I put ice cream.

#Darntootin #i have no mouth and i must scream #i have no money

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