P-offical

We make out 🥹

Delete this. I will write down your name.

Write down my name? 🙂 What does that mean? 🤔

Don't play dumb. You know how the rules work. Since writing down my own name won't actually do anything, I can write down yours even if we have the same name, meaning you'll be affected but I won't.

It is not nice to call someone dumb 🙂 And I thought we were the same person with the same face, even. Could you...be admitting you were wrong? 😮

40 seconds.

Have a Milk-bone. Maybe you'll calm down.

I HAVE A PEN IN MY HAND.

Consider replacing the pen with...something else 🙂

EXCUSE ME? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! This is like arguing with L, and NOT IN A GOOD WAY! Damn L...

join them @god-ofthenewworld

There are so many people who want to be me smh

Why are there so many Lights here...

If it bothers you, you can always leave.

Pfft. It's unusual, but interesting. Let's see how you do.

Woah so man Lights here hahaha can I join the group

Aren’t you supposed to make people jerk it?

spear of lucifer that was stolen on my first day is still missing, but nobody will see this, so it doesn't matter. :)

I have:]

So have I…

Hello okira

No I honestly did not think that okira

Good! I work the best when no one knows it!

I miss my limbs okira I miss them dearly

That's your own fault, P! You were the one to cut them off!

Because I didn’t want to jerk it

I think that's entirely a you problem, P!

But you’re the whole reason why people jerk it

spear of lucifer that was stolen on my first day is still missing, but nobody will see this, so it doesn't matter. :)

I have:]

So have I…

Hello okira

No I honestly did not think that okira

Good! I work the best when no one knows it!

I miss my limbs okira I miss them dearly

That's your own fault, P! You were the one to cut them off!

Because I didn’t want to jerk it

spear of lucifer that was stolen on my first day is still missing, but nobody will see this, so it doesn't matter. :)

I have:]

So have I…

Hello okira

No I honestly did not think that okira

Good! I work the best when no one knows it!

I miss my limbs okira I miss them dearly

spear of lucifer that was stolen on my first day is still missing, but nobody will see this, so it doesn't matter. :)

I have:]

So have I…

Hello okira

No I honestly did not think that okira

spear of lucifer that was stolen on my first day is still missing, but nobody will see this, so it doesn't matter. :)

I have:]

So have I…

Hello okira

spear of lucifer that was stolen on my first day is still missing, but nobody will see this, so it doesn't matter. :)

I have:]

So have I…

at doing what

Anyway I'll be in my makeshift lab performing unethical experiments on unfortunate redditors if anyone needs me

Might I have the chance to write their names in my jerknote :3?

In the— in your what??

i see you have meet my annaommy

I hope you choke on an apple

YOU!

NO

I don’t wanna jerk it

Too bad u gotta jerk it

noooooo

yesssss people love my freak!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

bleh

I hope you choke on an apple

YOU!

NO

I don’t wanna jerk it

Too bad u gotta jerk it

noooooo

yesssss people love my freak!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I hope you choke on an apple

YOU!

NO

I don’t wanna jerk it

Too bad u gotta jerk it

noooooo

How d'you plan on doing that

No don’t listen to him he wants everyone to jerk it

I hope you choke on an apple

YOU!

NO

I don’t wanna jerk it

Too bad u gotta jerk it

noooooo