west coast smoker

Another name crossed off the list.

Ah, for fuck’s sake, haven’t you done enough already? 

“Three hours? Man, you must really be bored right now. Then what would you call it?

Eh, I was, but then I got to see you, so I guess it wasn’t so bad. –– I’m sorry, that was hopelessly horrible, just pretend I didn’t say that. 

Obviously, I mean you’re the one who knocked me down. Ever heard of common decency?

Ever heard of accidents happen? Whatever –– sorry. You don’t happen to have tissues, or a towel, do you? 

Yup, this is the way I die. A semi-attractive tall kid from school claims my shoulders as his step ladder and crushes me. That old gypsy woman was right. Where would I have a screwdriver dude, up my fucking crotch?

It could’ve been worse, at least it’s a semi-attractive kid. Okay–– I’m kiddin', I’m kiddin’, I’m almost done. No–– I don’t know? If you’re into that? Fuck it. Are you sure you don’t see any tools lying around? 

Watch where you step, hotshot.

Oh shit, 'm sorry. Hope I didn’t cause too much damage? 

Yikes…

Yeah— I’d say that’s pretty good choice of words there. 

I am a five foot nothing 110 pound teenage girl, why are you using me as your human stepladder?

Dude, shit, I’m so sorry it had to end this way. But, hey, you’ve been doing a pretty good job, eh?   — I think I’m almost done? Do you..  I don’t know, perchance have a screwdriver down there? 

Watch where you’re going.

Fuck. Yeah, shit.. sorry, man. I can help you clean that up? 

— I’ll just pretend like I didn’t just watch you break that. 

Thanks, kind-hearted fella with cool eyebrows, I’d very much appreciate that. 

“Stalking me now?”

Wouldn’t call that stalking, yet. I got here only about three hours ago. 

Are you going to stand there making yourself out to be an idiot? Or are you going to start speaking and prove the idiot-thing true?

With all due respect, I don’t think an ordinary person who claims to own an entire public school should have the right to call someone else an ‘idiot’. I hope you know what I mean? 

And once again, a new queen has taken her place on the North Shore throne.