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Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

The walk signal man looks like the bathroom sign man on his way to find the bathroom.

I’m at the age where I’m considered fully responsible for all my actions, but also considered generally irresponsible and inexperienced

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes