Slugcat Dashboard Simulator!!! :3
💥 scavslayingchieftain
what in void’s name are these fucking thingies? /pos
⦻ vultureculture-deactivated119023
those are yeeks! They're normally native to outer expanse, though you may occasionally find a few in farm arrays if you're lucky! :3
💥 scavslayingchieftain
I love em gimme like 20
🍯 gourmdan-ramscug
I just saw a pup get carried into the treetops by a squidcada. Their mom was able to grab em before they could get hurt but now I'm wondering how many squidcadas it’d take to lift me…
🍯 gourmdan-ramscug
clerik dem
🎭 long-live-4pe
I think catboy pebbles would kill a wildscug.
🐁 the-johndoe
Wildscug from Outer Expanse here, can confirm. I only got one second to process the glory of an iterator in a catboy costume before I got my brain nuked and woke up back in The Wall.
🎭 long-live-4pe
… Not what I meant, but this is most certainly funnier than what I intended.
👁️ ripples-and-reflections
heyyyy sorryyyy your mate went down to the void sea and became an echo. yeahhhh he’s stuck between life and death with no escape to either. his attachment to his worldly desires was just too strong, sorryyy.
🌀 ur-getting-eepy
OE scugs, today is the day we finally decide...
Is the Gourmand a girlboss or a boyfailure?
Girlboss
Boyfailure
🍯 gourmdan-ramscug
This is actually a fun way to gauge the colony's opinions on my antics. I’ll be keeping tabs on this! Thanks, Hypnotist!
🌀 ur-getting-eepy
OH HI DAD
🐟 moons-secret-lovechild
I just found 2 dead noodleflies with their needles shanked into each other. Can any nature-smart scugs explain why they do this?
🌼 fren2all
actually it's just a simple territorial dispute, which are always battles to the death in noodleflies. but what's really interesting is that if there's a winner left alive, they'll actually adopt the baby noots of the loser!
🐟 moons-secret-lovechild
Huh. Talk about a custody battle, am I right?
💥 scavslayingchieftain
my iterator just gave me a pearlreader and a cluster of pearls with a graphic novel series called “Spinning Top’s Folly” on them and WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE???
🪡 slash-srs
A new face to share brainrot with is always a welcome sight.~
💥 scavslayingchieftain
oomf, you don't get it.
i used to be a wildscug.
this is my first taste of iterator entertainment.
i can never go back.
🪡 slash-srs
OH SHIT, THAT IS A BIG DEAL. Anyways, your iterator picked a great first series for a creature who's unfamiliar with the benefactors and their history! If you're interested in slugcat-written fanfiction, I recommend trying to get your paws on some of the “Eternity Confluence” pearls by The Werelizard! Its this really silly canon divergence fic where Howlite Skies follows Spinning Top when they run away from the creche, resulting in extra shenanigans and a happier ending for both.
🦎 da-littlest-lizor
imma lizardcat, actually, but ty for the shoutout! I had a lot of fun expanding upon the sibling dynamic they had in the early chapters :}
🪡 slash-srs
H-HELLO?????
🐁 the-johndoe
I stole an egg with plans to eat it the following cycle but oops looks like I'm a dad now. forgive the shitty quality but meet batnip bread everyscug
🌼 fren2all
Pretty fucked up lookin slugpup
🐁 the-johndoe
monk ur supposed to be the nice one, don’t insult ur niece! >:T
🐁 the-johndoe
#so this is the fabled found family
@gourmdan-ramscug MOOOM HYPNOTIST AND MONK ARE BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POSTS AGAAAAIN!
🌼 fren2all
Fuck kinda dad runs to the grandparent to solve his problems? lol
🐁 the-johndoe
I will suplex you into a patch of protorot grrr
🎭 long-live-4pe
Guess who finally got their title? The Gentleman, at your service.~
🦎 da-littlest-lizor
holup i thought u were a messenger how tf u get a title?
🎭 long-live-4pe:
I actually reside in a colony atop Four Painted Easels. I am a messenger by employment rather than by purpose!
As for how I earned a title in the first place, the scavengers took a pearl that was of great importance to 4PE, so I swiped it back from right under their snouts. Apparently I greatly resembled a gentleman thief from some old novels from the benefactor era.
🦎 da-littlest-lizor:
oh those scavs are gonna send they best elites after u lmao. i can def see how a colony would see you in that way tho, congrats! u earned it!


























