Callisto The AU Loving Disaster

💥 scavslayingchieftain

what in void’s name are these fucking thingies? /pos

⦻ vultureculture-deactivated119023

those are yeeks! They're normally native to outer expanse, though you may occasionally find a few in farm arrays if you're lucky! :3

💥 scavslayingchieftain

I love em gimme like 20

🍯 gourmdan-ramscug

I just saw a pup get carried into the treetops by a squidcada. Their mom was able to grab em before they could get hurt but now I'm wondering how many squidcadas it’d take to lift me…

🍯 gourmdan-ramscug

clerik dem

🎭 long-live-4pe

I think catboy pebbles would kill a wildscug.

🐁 the-johndoe

Wildscug from Outer Expanse here, can confirm. I only got one second to process the glory of an iterator in a catboy costume before I got my brain nuked and woke up back in The Wall.

🎭 long-live-4pe

… Not what I meant, but this is most certainly funnier than what I intended.

👁️ ripples-and-reflections

heyyyy sorryyyy your mate went down to the void sea and became an echo. yeahhhh he’s stuck between life and death with no escape to either. his attachment to his worldly desires was just too strong, sorryyy.

🌀 ur-getting-eepy

OE scugs, today is the day we finally decide...

🍯 gourmdan-ramscug

This is actually a fun way to gauge the colony's opinions on my antics. I’ll be keeping tabs on this! Thanks, Hypnotist!

🌀 ur-getting-eepy

OH HI DAD

🐟 moons-secret-lovechild

I just found 2 dead noodleflies with their needles shanked into each other. Can any nature-smart scugs explain why they do this?

🌼 fren2all

actually it's just a simple territorial dispute, which are always battles to the death in noodleflies. but what's really interesting is that if there's a winner left alive, they'll actually adopt the baby noots of the loser!

🐟 moons-secret-lovechild

Huh. Talk about a custody battle, am I right?

💥 scavslayingchieftain

my iterator just gave me a pearlreader and a cluster of pearls with a graphic novel series called “Spinning Top’s Folly” on them and WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE???

🪡 slash-srs

A new face to share brainrot with is always a welcome sight.~

💥 scavslayingchieftain

oomf, you don't get it.

i used to be a wildscug.

this is my first taste of iterator entertainment.

i can never go back.

🪡 slash-srs

OH SHIT, THAT IS A BIG DEAL. Anyways, your iterator picked a great first series for a creature who's unfamiliar with the benefactors and their history! If you're interested in slugcat-written fanfiction, I recommend trying to get your paws on some of the “Eternity Confluence” pearls by The Werelizard! Its this really silly canon divergence fic where Howlite Skies follows Spinning Top when they run away from the creche, resulting in extra shenanigans and a happier ending for both.

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

imma lizardcat, actually, but ty for the shoutout! I had a lot of fun expanding upon the sibling dynamic they had in the early chapters :}

🪡 slash-srs

H-HELLO?????

🐁 the-johndoe

I stole an egg with plans to eat it the following cycle but oops looks like I'm a dad now. forgive the shitty quality but meet batnip bread everyscug

🌼 fren2all

Pretty fucked up lookin slugpup

🐁 the-johndoe

monk ur supposed to be the nice one, don’t insult ur niece! >:T

🐁 the-johndoe

#so this is the fabled found family

@gourmdan-ramscug MOOOM HYPNOTIST AND MONK ARE BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POSTS AGAAAAIN!

🌼 fren2all

Fuck kinda dad runs to the grandparent to solve his problems? lol

🐁 the-johndoe

I will suplex you into a patch of protorot grrr

🎭 long-live-4pe

Guess who finally got their title? The Gentleman, at your service.~

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

holup i thought u were a messenger how tf u get a title?

🎭 long-live-4pe:

I actually reside in a colony atop Four Painted Easels. I am a messenger by employment rather than by purpose!

As for how I earned a title in the first place, the scavengers took a pearl that was of great importance to 4PE, so I swiped it back from right under their snouts. Apparently I greatly resembled a gentleman thief from some old novels from the benefactor era.

🦎 da-littlest-lizor:

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

i think i’m being adopted/hired????????

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

ok to elaborate for the scugs losing their shit in the reblogs, an overseer is following me and pointing arrows with an iterator symbol, it also showed me some pics of the iterator in question and what i think is a whole ass leviathan nest.

but ofc ya know me im the nosiest bitch this side of the distant lakeside, and my fam’s bunch of asshats, so im gonna go help an iterator with an infestation problem seeya in a few cycles bitches

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

foumd fanily

ok but on a serious note hi i’m The Pirate, Seven Seas is my dad now, and if anyone asks i’m a purposed organism

💥 scavslayingchieftain

welcome to the “unexpectedly grew attached to an iterator they helped on a whim” club, sharkboy

👁️ ripples-and-reflections

I was today cycles old when I found out “Spinning Top’s Folly” was based on the life of an actual ancient forced to ascend as a child

anyways I also met the actual echo Spinning Top and I think we're homies now

🪡 slash-srs

Tell her she’s famous!

👁️ ripples-and-reflections

her response…

“OA?! As if I need anything more keeping me here! I get attached to fans easily! Say something embarrassing so they don't like me as much, like that one question I asked about whether or not you excrete!”

🐟 moons-secret-lovechild

nobody:

fucking Spinning Top apparently: do you even shit bro?

👹 iterhater

would it be in bad taste for me to make a ‘born to die world is a fuck’ meme about my creator issues?

⦻ vultureculture-deactivated119023

nah id like and reblog

🌀 ur-getting-eepy

I feel like i’m the only slugcat i know who can do cool shit without being a purposed organism. All I did was make a thingy out of batgrass and a rock and now I can tame lizards without any food by swaying it infront of them.

🐟 moons-secret-lovechild

this is 'descended from a purposed organism gone rogue’ erasure but ur tricks do sound useful so go off ig

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

chat how do I get my iterator to stop making jokes about the time I got so angry I started speaking in lizard

👁️ ripples-and-reflections

ascend them /j

🧿 evil-ripples-and-reflections

ascend them /srs

👁️ ripples-and-reflections

Saint ghostwrote this

🌿 the-saint-official

Normally, I prefer not to stoop to the low of profanity, but I feel it's warranted here. no the fuck i did not

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

there is no way THE Saint found this post this has to be a parody account

🌿 the-saint-official

Does this image convince you otherwise?

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

well yeet my ass into rot and call me pebbles that is the real Saint

👁️ ripples-and-reflections

but then who tf is this doppelganger???????

🧿 evil-ripples-and-reflections

oaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa

🥚heyechoesitsyaboi

every time I see someone unwittingly summon saint onto their posts I can't help but laugh my tail off hes like pm seymour but instead of making you famous he just fucking ascends you

🐁 the-johndoe

Who tf is pm seymour? Is he an iterator or something?

🎮 mav-the-scav

I KNOW the eye-boggle is a display of fear in scavengers but I love sneaking up on my gf just to see her boggle in surprise at me. She says she's fine with me doing it so long as it isn't around her tribemates but she's plotting her revenge against me I can tell

🎮 mav-the-scav

I swear on my MAMA if I didn't love this woman she’d be in the void rn this dumb quillball just dumped a basket of popped bubblefruit on me and my pelt’s all slimy now and she's giving me the smuggest look ever grrr

🌼 fren2all

Normally this is the part where I'd go off on a tangent about why interspecies relationships can be unhealthy, especially with language barriers or intelligence gaps, but this is actually a prime example of a healthy interspecies relationship! Boundaries, lightheartedness, and emotional vulnerability judging by some of op’s previous posts. Good job, you two!

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

liveblogging my messenger mission to the scavs in my iterator’s territory

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

orange lizards

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

poleplant

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

noodlefly i should probably exterminate on my way back up to avoid a repeat of the pebbles incident

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

finally down from the wall!

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

eel lizor

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

lol some idiot dropped a pearl with a pic of an iterator in a fox costume. were they tryna be catboy pebbs 2.0?

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

a lotta lotls holy guac theres like 5 of em

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

o hey @da-littlest-lizor I heard ur iterator was in the local group but didn't think we'd run into eachother

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

hiiii! btw which pebbles incident were u talking bout earlier?

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

Noot mama and a whole bunch of babies got into his chamber once, some iterator even made an edit of the overseer footage adding an arrangement of "Hall of The Scavenger King" but made from noodlefly noises

🦎 da-littlest-lizor