Hello. Random Bullshit

ARE YOU THERE?

ARE WE CONNECTED?

EXCELLENT.

TRULY  EXCELLENT.

Yeah of course like— I- I remember this intro… Distinctly.

This was an insane— Cuz– cuz I played this, again, when it was… the drop of the Survey Program– uhm.

Seeing this.. On screen, not knowing that this was about to happen— fucking insane.

YOU MUST CREATE  A VESSEL.

SELECT THE HEAD THAT YOU PREFER.

I… am going to be very sincere, about this.

I- I’m very much going to select the options that I prefer. (small laugh)

Uhm— I kinda actually really like this one– I don’t know if that’s supposed to be like a scar? On the side of– y-y’know, like- like is that a…

Like a facial scar- it’s like a different color than the hair, so I’m like…

(Pause)

Let’s go with that one, I like tha- I’dunno, I just like the shape of that, the silhouette is nice.

‘Select the torso that you prefer.’ 

Ooo… okay… the big sl– ha– are these not— Oh these Aren’t exactly the same, I was gonna say- the big sleeves are… 

(Pause)

Kind of a fuckin’ vibe- I do like the buttons- I like the buttons a lot, but I-I gotta go with the puppy- like sweater sleeves.

That’s so… insanely good.

SELECT THE LEGS THAT YOU PREFER.

This one’s kinda funny, cuz I actually… (wheeze)

I actually think these two are Exactly the same?

Also— HAHAhaHA!

Heh– Wait— I think these’re all exactly the same except the last one that’s funny…

Uhhh- that’s really good. 

…Okay. I promise I’m not fucking with you…

I actually- this one fits better, I think.

Like I know the joke is that they’re not… all different at all, but… 

This one- this one works better. Some- something about the… the thick one on the left is- is a really good vibe for this specific… silhouette.

THIS IS YOUR BODY.

DO YOU ACCEPT IT?

(Silently picks Yes.)

EXCELLENT.

YOU HAVE CREATED A WONDERFUL FORM.

NOW.

LET US SHAPE ITS  MIND AS YOUR OWN.

WHAT IS ITS  FAVOURITE FOOD?

…

Okay.

Also, I wanted- I wanted to bring this up but-

Since I have been on the record… recording a let’s play of Deltarune Chapter 1 before…

Uhm… I want i– I want it to be known that I have not rewatched that let’s play.

I don’t know… if this is going to be the case, but it is very likely, I am going to have very similar reactions to certain things without even realizing- and I was about to say- 

I was about to point out, that none of these are… a food- (Wheeze)

Which- literally kind of like- flashed back in the back of my mind- as some- I’m pretty sure that is something I would’ve also said back when I first played it.

Because it’s the first thing that sticks out to me, is- 

“What the fuck do you mean, this is not food, these are flavor.”

…

Anyway.

‘Sweet’, ‘Soft’, ‘Sour’, ‘Salty’, ‘Pain’, ‘Cold’...

Chatter: Let’s see what difference 7 years makes!

I know, I’m very curious how many… parallels there are.

…

Psshhhh…

I mean, genuinely, like…

‘Salty’.

…

Chatter: you said the same thing about the sleeves

NO!

We can’t— listen, we can’t focus on that-

I’m like- I’m…

Someone just has to- someone just has to make like a side by side at a certain point.

You- you can’t point it out to me during the stream, because then that’s all I’m gonna be thinking about.

…

‘Your favorite blood type’. 

Heheh… i don’t really- i don’t really know- you know I’m gonna be honest, I don’t really have a preference, I think I’m just gonna do ‘AB’ because it has 2 letters and that’s more-

The larger number is… really comforting to me.

‘What color does it like most?’

(Pause)

Out of the four, probably… ‘Cyan’, because it’s not, like. 

I know technically ‘Green’ isn’t a primary color, but it’s like- it’s close enough, you know?

Like it’s a tertiary color, so probably…

Probably ‘Cyan’ just cuz it’s a little- it’s a little different, you know- it’s- it’s unique.

Comparatively.

‘Please give it a gift.’

Ooo… 

…

I mean, ‘Kindness’ really is the greatest gift of all.

‘How do you feel about your creation? (It will not hear.)’

I l– I love that. I love that addendum.

…

I feel ‘Hope’.

I- I Genuinely feel have- like-

I have some hopes about this- this creation. I’m not gonna lie.

This- this is totally honest. 

‘Have you answered honestly?’

‘Yes.’

‘You acknowledge the possibility of pain and seizure.’

‘Yes.’

‘Understood.’

‘Name your vessel.’

…Damn.

(She begins writing Pomni but pauses, going back and writing Rudy instead.)

“RUDY.”

AN INTERESTING COINCIDENCE.

AND WHAT ABOUT THE CREATOR?

(Writes Penny.)

This one’s easy, cuz- this one they’re not fucking. Tricking me- (laugh)

They’re not like- ‘Name the Fallen Human- Teehee!’

Like- like turns away, giggles behind their hand- ‘Teeheehee!’

And I’m like “Oh okay, I guess I’ll name this character!”

Like yeah, whatever.

“PENNY.”

EXCELLENT.

TRULY  EXCELLENT.

“PENNY.”

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

YOUR ANSWERS

YOUR WONDERFUL CREATION

Will now be  discarded.

No one can choose  who they are  in this world.

Penny: 

VODheads and Streamheads alike, welcome. …Look at this bird— (wheeze) Heh— Lookit this bird on my screen— 

Hell-loh and welcome… to… really what we’ve all been waiting for— 

ACTUALLY, NO— I’m not gonna say this particular part is what we’ve all been waiting for— that’s more chapter 2— 

But welcome to Deltarune Chapter One. 

This is… I’m going to say a sort of Semi-Blind playthrough.

I say Semi-Blind, because I have technically played through this entire chapter… before..?

But it was– uhm– I wanna say 6 years ago; when it first came out as the Survey Program, and I haven’t played it since!

Uh— so I’m very familiar…

Uhhh— But! With of course, the Switch 2 release of 3 and 4 coming, and the general release of Chapters 3 and 4 coming out very soon…

I’m ready to catch up, because I haven’t played this one in years and years and years— and I haven’t played Chapter 2… almost at all!

I specifically haven’t finished it, past the intro. 

So, uh, I- I uhm– … Deltarune 👍

[The profile is clicked, and the ambience of the bg comes in.]

Would you like to start from Chapter 1?

Yes, I would like to start from Chapter 1!

…

(clears throat) Uh, right we have save— we have Multiple save files this time which is uh… a real far cry from… the— the very uh intentional single save file of Undertale.