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So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

So, several months ago Tumblr locked me out of my account of my computer, and the result of this is that I almost NEVER get on Tumblr anymore, so I’ve decided to make a new Tumblr account.

20120722 Beatrice 009 by cygnus921 Beatrice the kitten. http://flic.kr/p/cBQ4TE 

anyway this is the recipe i used, which they do not put on the can, they just put HEY LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MONKEY BREAD with no indication that it will take three fucking cans of this shit which should be illegal somehow. these are like $4 each that makes this $12 before you even consider the cost of a bundt pan and butter and what was left of my dignity

FOOD BLOG INGREDIENT PHOTO

i put all this shit on my dining room table because i decided that would be easier than trying to clean my counters or otherwise make them not look like shit. i will not be using the spooky sprinkles they are just there because i love them and i want you to know that i have spooky sprinkles. I FORGOT TO INCLUDE MY FANCY BAKING SUPPLIES LIKE METAL MIXING BOWLS AND STAND MIXER but that is because i don’t have any of that EXCEPT THESE LITTLE MEASURING CUPS which deserve their own picture because i love them

TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE TINY SPOONS

A TAD. A DASH. A PINCH. A SMIDGEN. I CAN ADD EXACTLY A SMIDGEN OF SPICES. sorry i am just really excited about these because for years now all i have had are the measuring pigs and

okay look i’ll just throw in another picture because we are DOING THIS and also it’s easier than trying to explain the measuring pigs

each half of a matryoshka pig is a measuring cup and sure they seem cute and all but they don’t have handles so if you want a half cup of flour you’d better be ready to get flour all over your fucking hands and good luck cleaning it all out of the snoot. so you can see why i am so in love with those fancy metal ones. aside from SMIDGEN.

those little caramel bits look like chickpeas and it’s really unsettling. this is the part where i got sick and fucking tired of moving ingredients over to the dining room table, plus, the next step was to put some sugar in a plastic bag. there’s no way to make that look aesthetically pleasing. like it didn’t matter if these cans of pillsbury whatever the fuck were sitting on a marble countertop, they’re still gonna look like cardboard tubes of regret. anyway i put a bokeh filter on this to ease the transition from a genuine attempt at making things look nice to me just giving up the way this recipe intended

it took me all of five fucking seconds to get sugar fucking everywhere jesus christ why does sugar always get everywhere.