The Textbook Says Otherwise

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You frowned, “But , other than Karkat, you are one of the only trolls I know.” you say, “Just tell me what it means.”

"It's c9mm9n kn9wledge and 9verall difficult t9 explain." You shake your head "There are pleanty 9f humans attending this sch99l wh9 understand it as well. They'd pro6a6ly 6e the 6est t9 explain it t9 y9u."

You were about to say something about that, but paused and had a dumbfounded facial expression, “… what does blackflirting mean, exactly?” you ask, tilting your head

You smack your hand to your forehead. "It's what y9u're d9ing right n9w. I'm n9t g99d with explaining quadrants, perhaps it w9uld 6e 6etter t9 ask s9me9ne else."

"Oh thank you." You say and smile, but the sarcasm was clear as day in your tone, and then , right before he did anything, you stepped in his way, "And what exactly is oh so important, if you are skipping, then what point is there to go back." you ask, just smirking and hoping you bothered him

You sigh "I'm g9ing t9 my d9rm, I d9n't have time f9r y9ur 6lackflirting."

"Yeah , well It's a little late for both of those things you fucktard." You almost practically yell, your hands already balled into fists from frustration, and you glare at him

"What a creative insult." You roll your eyes. "As I said a m9ment ag9, I have t9 leave."

"Says the one who is to much of a wimp to say his own opinions and tell the truth." You say and cross your arms, glaring at him, you were pretty sure this might end up in some sort of fight, and you were full on ready to kick this guy in the nuts and scream in victory. Wait, do trolls even have nuts? that’ll be a good thing to ask some troll you know next time you see them

"That has n9thing t9 d9 with maturity 9r 6ravery." You cross your arms and straighten your back "I am n9t in the ha66it 9f lying, and h9lding 6ack my pers9nal 9pini9ns is simply a pr9t9c9l t9 n9t 9ffend 9r trigger any9ne, 9r even start a fight." like this one, you thought, but you decided against adding it verbally.

You scoff and look at him, just sorta half-glaring, "Oh you are such a fucking wimp." you mumble as you get up and dust your pants off, "Plus, there is no need for sarcasm, I'm pretty sure I get your point." you say, putting your hands on your hips and sticking your tongue out at him , childishly

"I can see y9u have y9ur maturity in check." You stand up and brush yourself off.

You roll your eyes, and cross your arms as you lean back on the bench, "I'm sure I'll manage, though thanks for the worry." you say sarcastically at the last part, and attitude throughout your entire speech.  

You smack the back of his head, not hard though. You took it a little offensively, even though you shouldn’t have. “Excuse you? I’m pretty sure that they will, and can teach you enough if you pay close attention, and also , you don’t have to necessarily learn in a classroom, you know. It is pretty simple just to teach yourself, or learn from observation. So, yeah. I don’t think I need to hear you say that those aren’t good courses to take.”

You flinch and rub the back of your head "Y9u misunderst99d me. I was saying that th9se tw9 c9urses al9ne w9uld n9t 6e en9ugh t9 live fr9m. They're perfectly fine electives t9 take, th9ugh. And yes, y9u can learn quite a l9t fr9m 96servasti9n and such, 6ut that d9esn't mean y9u sh9uld disreguard sch99l alt9gether."

"you are a terrible liar , you know that?" you say and smirk a bit before humming and leaning back, "Man, school is boring. Except Band , Band is amazing, and home ec is pretty good too."

"Th9se tw9 c9urses w9nt teach y9u en9ugh f9r y9u t9 live y9ur life, th9ugh." You sigh. In your defence, you're not used to lying. It's not like you have practice.

You shrug , “Pe , Health , same thing.” you say and lean back, “and I’m guessing that is what you are skipping.”

"and what class is the best class to skip, then?" you ask , tilting your head

"S9mething with less relevance. Like physical educati9n 9r s9mething 9f the like." You shrug.